How did you know my name was Luke?! lol...
Hello, I'm your father. You may know me from my greatest hits, including "Where is your other shoe?", "Stop that before someone gets hurt," and "Ok, you can have it if you promise to be good."
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B-Sides include: "Start putting your coat on now so we can leave 10 minutes from now" and "because I said so, that's why".
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I am experimenting with a reverse reward system. I get points for being good. Kids decide and award. There are negative points too. Hard to stay net positive
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That actually sounds pretty hillarious
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If only VCs spoke that way to their startups
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Is Alexa sharing my morning conversations with my kids with you?
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Gotta read that in Troy McClures voice.
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There’s a great back catalogue: ‘Am I the only one who turns lights off in this house?’ ‘She’s your sister, please stop killing her’ and ‘Is that the right place to leave your underpants?’
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You missed “Ask Mom/Check with Mom first”
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“Stop doing that to your little brother” “Who taught how to do that?”
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