Til, kids are the joker from batman
One of the most surprising things about being a parent is the amount you have to improvise. Way more than in anything else I've done, despite this being probably the most commonly done thing I've done. I think it's because kids are incomparable generators of chaos.
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Well articulated
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Anyone who has tries to "baby proof" their house will learn this. I had a toddler move a little tikes slide next to a gate and use it as a ladder to escape once.
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"has tries" => tries
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Kids are also sometimes-adversarial agents who respond intelligently in real-time to your actions. And they’re often spending much more of their bandwidth modeling your behavior than you realize. Their chaos is targeted.
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A friend of mine said, "Their job is to manipulate you."
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I have learned to effectively lie, half-lie, and manipulate. (Tapering off as they get older and achieve self-control.) If the world were all 3-year-olds, I would be that guy from Catch Me If You Can.
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And there are no logs ...
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It is common for sapiens, but unique for each of us.
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The first 30 years are the hardest.
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Yes. Until the prefrontal cortex is fully online we can't expect much
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