Oh, confirmed NOT vampire.
6 yo gets bloody nose: 6 yo: I'm going to die of blood loss! Me: No you're not. No one dies of bloody noses. 6 yo: Actually, blood tastes kind of good... Me: Maybe you're a vampire. 6 yo: I'm not. I can't turn into a bat.
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These are golden
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Unless you've recently had sinus surgery! After seeing my wife go through that this year, I feel compelled to clear that up. Luckily she's fine now though.
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He could say he sparkles in sun. But his vampire references are good :)
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I agree with your 6yo: Blood tastes kind of good.
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