Why on earth isn't Jack Handey[1] on Twitter? How can I help correct this great injustice? 1. http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jack_Handey …
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"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think...
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...what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
12:19 AM - 8 Jun 2015
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