Unexpected efficiency gain from switching to @Soylent: I was able to have all my teeth pulled out, so no more brushing or dentist visits!
Now who's going to invent the miniature hologram projector implant that will fix my smile?
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@paulbaumgart impending AI will obviate the need. It turns out machines prefer we don't smile, messes with the facial recognition softwareThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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