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  1. 2 hours ago

    Coco ere:see,there l was thinkin' l wadn' goin' be seein' nawthin o'nobody no more till they Chew Nob ills cum fer me,then dammee l erd the key in the lock an' there she was.Nearly screechin' l was but don't tell she.Some 'appy Just need my bit o'dinner now.Proper job this is..

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  2. 4 hours ago

    Coco ere:come to bleddy somethin',it 'ave,when l got t'chew me own dammee nob-bles 'stead o' gettin' no more brick fuss an' all cos l went an' rolled in that there fox shit an ponged up er it was.Proper like bein up Cher Nubile.Some proud my dah be...

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  3. 6 hours ago

    Possibly the most touching,fitting,gently discreetly tasteful memorial imaginable?And sitting quietly above the overblown ,'s finest,& a lasting reproach to & co who couldn't be arsed,but filled their boots.Some proud ee'd be dear of him

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  4. 7 hours ago

    Wonderful @julianchristophers3 capturing of all the ravaging emotions of our revered wallis plus cat.Its an extraordinary sequence,& the dunkey is a grotesque Julian masterstroke.Back to frivolity,good sir:this is too bloody draining & they'd never like it in

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  5. Jan 4

    Coco ere:good job l 'ad those chew nibbles fer brick fuss 'fore l started this ere bleddy bus drivin' lark.Done fer a coupla they slykids in their lick rah.Bastards get on my tripe-think they own the dammee place.Better fit they was up Chew Nob Ill.Back t'this ere bleddy bus..

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  6. Jan 4

    Coco ere:l bet evrybody d'sleep on beds in ChewNoble so why not bleddy Coco is what l drivin' that dammee bus l spect later on so better fit l get a bit'a rest 'fore they bleddy cyclist tusses an'such.Get on my tripe they do-lungdung assholes.

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  7. Jan 3

    Coco ere:'ad my chew nobills fer brick fuss(don'mind if l do)so l spose l gotta drive that there dammee bus t'work bleddy rest there idn.Dogs life.Don' lick lungdung l don't.Always somebody want something-make me sick.Better fit l was in Chew Nob ill....

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  8. 31 Dec 2018

    ...Falling in love again - William S. Burroughs - YouTube. One of my favourite tracks ever. In whisky veritas

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  9. 31 Dec 2018

    cake i will survive - Google Search. Move over ⁦⁩ and the#me too-ers.Surely nothing could live with this?

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  10. 31 Dec 2018

    Coco 'ere:'idin' away from they bleddy fearwerks.Get on my tripe they do what dammee they don't ave bleddy stuff li'gat up .Must be rich 'be there.Better fit l was.Dammee 'ate lungdung l do-don't never get nuthin'.'appy noo year my ass..

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  11. 30 Dec 2018

    Proper fed up l am. Roy've just texted t'say EE's 'avin' a vet out t'see t' Chubby Chops & lm worried 'case lm bleddy next cuz l went'n rolled in that there fox shit yes'day.Bleddy 'ope not-wish l was up Chew Nob Ill l do.Poor dammee Chubby

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  12. 29 Dec 2018

    at -alas more or even worse Crows Puddle,in front of a baying audience seemingly more used to type shit.Shame.Back to and Munch of the Day..

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  13. 29 Dec 2018

    Coco ere:'ad bleedy goose l did yes'day-rich it was-spose ee brought' up frum Snives from my Dah or one o'they.Nawthin' li gat s'mornin though-don' dammee last long do it-back t'the same ol'nonsense-make me sick.'Appy new year my arse.Better fit l was in that there Chewnoble..

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  14. 28 Dec 2018

    Some ex fatty wants the NHS (i.e. us) to pay for his cosmetic surgery to remove folds of skin after he'd 'done his bit' to lose weight and save the NHS (i.e. US!) money. Suck it up Bunter.

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  15. 26 Dec 2018

    for the poor bloody as the return to form with their predatoriness.Not that we're much better l spose.Up the ,down with the smug

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  16. 22 Dec 2018

    So glad to catch up with predictable old on .With & such sad complacent crap it's a shame there isn't a wider channel available.Yee hah

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  17. 19 Dec 2018

    Prime Minister's Questions: The key bits and the verdict - BBC News. Very much in hot pursuit of ,but the self-styled of principle ⁦⁩ is clearly a liar

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  18. 18 Dec 2018

    WELL DONE and Clough.Your dad would be so proud. for#man Utd.That'd serve the buggers right & prove there's even worse out there than

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  19. 16 Dec 2018

    Coco ere:now l seen another o'they Chernobyls-bleddy great life they must ave fer they kids t'dammee paint li'gat.Wish l wiz there not dammee starving in Lungdung. Pile o tripe

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  20. 16 Dec 2018

    Coco ere:now l dammee seen they kids even gi'their bleddy cats a good time!Whathever next?Best dammee place in the world t'live must be.Lucky buggers. Happy Christmas

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