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Conservatives are upset
#AlexandriaOcasioCortez was in a vid dancing while in college. Welp, I bet Trump didn’t do any dancing in college, because, y’know, bone spurs!Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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McConnell notably absent as Trump talks shutdown fight after meeting with Hill leaders - CNN Politics Seems appropriate, a turtle playing the old shell game.
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A Congresswoman said when it comes to Trump they should impeach the Motherfucker. Damn, she’s not only in Congress she’s also preparing an HBO Stand Up comedy special!
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@MADmagazine: TRUMP'S STOCK STRATEGY by@Cartoonydan and me:https://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2019/01/04/trumps-stock-strategy …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Kevin Hart reconsidering hosting the Oscars! That’s the short and the short of it.
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Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib called Trump a ‘Mother Fucker.’ Sounds like she wants to be Trump’s next Secretary of State!
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@paul_lander Trump made fun of India because it helped build a library in Afghanistan. He's probably just jealous because a library is one of the few places with more Chapter 11s than him!Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Kevin Hart reconsidering hosting the Oscars! That’s the short and the short of it.
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Where Are They Now? Too Sexy For the Border!
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Trump made fun of India because it helped build a library in Afghanistan... Probably just jealous ‘cause a library is one of the few places with more Chapter 11s then him!
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@MADmagazine: TRUMP'S STOCK STRATEGY by@Cartoonydan and me:https://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2019/01/04/trumps-stock-strategy …Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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A Congresswoman said when it comes to Trump they should impeach the Motherfucker. Damn, she’s not only in Congress she’s also preparing an HBO Stand Up comedy special!
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Conservatives are upset
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People are freaking out about Madonna's butt I'm old enough to remember when that could have been a reference to Dennis Rodman.
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Trump made fun of India because it helped build a library in Afghanistan... Probably just jealous ‘cause a library is one of the few places with more Chapter 11s then him!
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