Paul Lander

@paul_lander

Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.

Tarzana CA.
Joined June 2011

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    Jan 1

    Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/31/18 - Paul Lander -

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    17 hours ago

    Conservatives are upset was in a vid dancing while in college. Welp, I bet Trump didn’t do any dancing in college, because, y’know, bone spurs!

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  5. 13 hours ago

    McConnell notably absent as Trump talks shutdown fight after meeting with Hill leaders - CNN Politics Seems appropriate, a turtle playing the old shell game.

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    17 hours ago

    A Congresswoman said when it comes to Trump they should impeach the Motherfucker. Damn, she’s not only in Congress she’s also preparing an HBO Stand Up comedy special!

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    Jan 3

    Who would make the better General?

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    14 hours ago

    Kevin Hart reconsidering hosting the Oscars! That’s the short and the short of it.

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    Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib called Trump a ‘Mother Fucker.’ Sounds like she wants to be Trump’s next Secretary of State!

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    14 hours ago

    RT Trump made fun of India because it helped build a library in Afghanistan. He's probably just jealous because a library is one of the few places with more Chapter 11s than him!

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    Kevin Hart reconsidering hosting the Oscars! That’s the short and the short of it.

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    19 hours ago

    Trump made fun of India because it helped build a library in Afghanistan... Probably just jealous ‘cause a library is one of the few places with more Chapter 11s then him!

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  17. 17 hours ago

    A Congresswoman said when it comes to Trump they should impeach the Motherfucker. Damn, she’s not only in Congress she’s also preparing an HBO Stand Up comedy special!

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  18. 17 hours ago

    Conservatives are upset was in a vid dancing while in college. Welp, I bet Trump didn’t do any dancing in college, because, y’know, bone spurs!

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    Jan 4

    People are freaking out about Madonna's butt I'm old enough to remember when that could have been a reference to Dennis Rodman.

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    21 hours ago

    This Sunday night, come see me at in the Original Room. 8pm.

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  21. 19 hours ago

    Trump made fun of India because it helped build a library in Afghanistan... Probably just jealous ‘cause a library is one of the few places with more Chapter 11s then him!

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