I'm not prone to violent fantasies as a rule--I can't even bear to watch movie scenes in which people suffer more than a hangnail. But I admit that when I wash my hands, I like to imagine viral armageddon: all the little covids screaming in terror and despair before they expire
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“It doesn’t have to be this way! What do you want? Money?” *forcibly intubates you* “Stop wasting your breath”
End of conversation
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