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Funeral Paul Hundred
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    1. Mimetïc Value‏ @MimeticValue Jun 28

      Mimetïc Value Retweeted John Durant

      This is why I can't trust people who virtue signal (corporate/academia liberals™️). I feel much safer around people whose significant flaws I know and could manage. Flaws signal relatability, authenticity, and skin in the game. Don't be a wolf in sheep's clothing.https://twitter.com/johndurant/status/1012395941628862464 …

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      John DurantVerified account @johndurant
      Always be suspicious of people who virtue signal too hard. What hidden vice are they compensating for? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/06/28/ivy-league-student-known-for-fighting-sexual-violence-is-charged-with-child-sex-crimes/ …
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    2. Derek‏ @PereGrimmer Jun 28
      Replying to @MimeticValue

      I often play up make-pretend flaws to signal I have enough prestige allowances; because those are made-up flaws, they can't be used by my enemies & I can impress by quickly "fixing" them!

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    3. Mimetïc Value‏ @MimeticValue Jun 28
      Replying to @PereGrimmer

      Okay, nice tactic. I chain smoke cigarettes as of today, and only today.

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      Funeral Paul Hundred‏ @paul_hundred Jun 28
      Replying to @MimeticValue @PereGrimmer

      Shooting up in the bathroom at work to earn your colleagues admirationwhen you kick the addiction

      12:35 PM - 28 Jun 2018
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        2. Derek‏ @PereGrimmer Jun 28
          Replying to @paul_hundred @MimeticValue

          ahaha isn't there a Seinfeld ep on this theme or something? --- Always good to have some sort of addiction or personal affliction laying in the sidelines, can lay groundwork subtly over years.

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        3. Funeral Paul Hundred‏ @paul_hundred Jun 28
          Replying to @PereGrimmer @MimeticValue

          Yeah. Pretty sure everything I’ve ever tweeted is basically a Seinfeld or Simpsons ref

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