Paul Forté

@paul4ta

Geek. Obsessions include: Web design, FOSS, mobile devices, A/V production, linguistics, running, and coffee... lots of it.

Atlanta, GA
Joined October 2006
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  1. Jan 20

    Daft Punk Is Playing at My House is playing at my house.

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  2. Jan 12

    It's wild watching just how far a bumbling idiot will take things when he's gone mad with power, repeatedly insisting he's a stable genius while everything crumbles around him. It may be nearly a decade old, but Portal 2 still holds up.

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    Jan 8

    omg this is just like George Orwell's Animal Crossing

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    Jan 8

    Orwellian: someone was mean to me Kafkaesque: someone was mean to me and I had to fill out a form

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 6

    Anyone who has had a toxic roommate knows that the last two weeks are the worst

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  6. Jan 6

    For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool by making his world a little colder.

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  7. Jan 5

    It's bold of these phone canvassers to assume I have three friends who haven't voted yet.... or even just three friends, for that matter.

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  8. Jan 4

    Just called my bank and told them I needed their help finding $11,780, but I'm still broke. 💁‍♂️

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  9. Dec 31

    Hindsight is officially 2020. Happy New Year.

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  10. Dec 31

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    15 Dec 2020

    Existence is a scam made up by philosophers to sell more philosophy

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  12. 30 Dec 2020

    I'm not always cynical and pessimistic. Sometimes, I'm asleep.

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  13. 30 Dec 2020

    Maybe the real stimulus is the friends we've made along the way.

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  14. 30 Dec 2020

    "Honestly, if I were two-faced, would I be showing you this one?" --Abraham Lincoln

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  15. 23 Dec 2020

    Happy Festivus for the rest of us! Please celebrate safely from home if you can. If you're feeling left out from this year's Airing of Grievances, just scroll through your social media feeds for an hour or so.

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  16. 11 Dec 2020

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  17. 7 Dec 2020

    "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it." -- Upton Sinclair

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  18. 29 Nov 2020

    It's hard enough telling the days apart amid the holidays and disrupted schedules this year, but it doesn't help that, according to my inbox, Black Friday started three weeks ago, Cyber Monday started yesterday, and Christmas is... next week?

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    17 Nov 2020

    20 years ago when a waiter would drop a glass the entire restaurant would stop their conversations and mockingly applaud. Together. As a collective group of assholes. It was a time of kings.

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  20. Retweeted
    14 Nov 2020

    Oh hi, moose. We have strict instructions about your snack habits. 🇨🇦

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