Patrick MonahanVerified account

@pattymo

not the Train guy. cherries jubilee and that's it

new york
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Joined March 2007
Born on July 12
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Nov 2012

    are snails bugs

    163 replies 1,183 retweets 3,900 likes
  2. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    If you fall asleep on the Fourth of July Uncle Sam takes you to hell with him

    131 replies 9,858 retweets 24,068 likes
  3. 7 hours ago
    Replying to

    Just remembered I did some networking last night lol. The Greek person who sees this will understand completely

    1 reply 63 likes
  4. 7 hours ago

    Judging by my news alerts, North Korea is likely now aware that the United States has a large military

    6 replies 20 retweets 245 likes
  5. 7 hours ago

    Gonna start giving everyone I meet a stamp like this with my @

    7 replies 87 likes
  6. 7 hours ago

    Insanely good drink menu. So many appealing choices

    66 replies 10 retweets 349 likes
  7. 8 hours ago

    Guy next to me just ordered 8 mojitos in a packed bar. I don't know what they cost tonight but he'll pay the real price in the afterlife

    23 replies 100 retweets 1,027 likes
  8. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    America-ing hard AF 🇺🇸💯 – at The Cyclone

    4 replies 78 retweets 407 likes
  9. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    when your mom finds your reddit account

    Redditor HanAssholeSolo, the guy who posted the Trump/CNN clip the president tweeted, has apologized to , the media, and others
    13 replies 327 retweets 1,173 likes
  10. 9 hours ago

    When I agreed to be the subject of a Vice profile this is NOT what I was promised

    Was it wrong for scientists to create a pig-human hybrid embryo?
    16 replies 46 retweets 608 likes
  11. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    The year is 2017. There are three jobs: Performatively overracting to videogames, pretending to use a computer, and of course deathrace

    7 replies 381 retweets 1,535 likes
  12. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    95 replies 8,913 retweets 21,855 likes
  13. 10 hours ago

    Happy Independence Day to everyone but that one guy in INDEPENDENCE DAY who's at the damn office when LA blows up. C'mon man.

    12 replies 32 retweets 272 likes
  14. 10 hours ago

    Here's me

    10 replies 31 retweets 222 likes
  15. 12 hours ago

    Don't talk to me or my son ever again

    11 replies 8 retweets 158 likes
  16. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    Can't wait to eat a pulled pork sandwich at my favorite BBQ restaurant

    25 replies 677 retweets 3,230 likes
  17. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    the best thing about PJW is the way he is slowly, accidentally rediscovering fascism piece by piece

    8 replies 30 retweets 216 likes
  18. 15 hours ago

    July 4th, 3:07 am 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    21 replies 3 retweets 248 likes
  19. 18 hours ago

    On this day of days,

    6 replies 108 retweets 625 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    WHY DID SOMEONE ADD MICHAEL JACKSON GRUNTS TO A JOHN WICK SCENE??????

    881 replies 44,909 retweets 64,766 likes
  21. Jul 3

    Global outreach

    4 replies 15 retweets 358 likes

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