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AP Bio on . Goldbergs on . on . New podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff, you know? IG: pattonoswalt

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Joined May 2010

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    Jun 11

    As you know, I'M GOING ON TOUR! Find out if I'm coming to your city and get tickets now!

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    Jul 29

    Waves touching Clouds!

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    “I would’ve loved to have ended up in a wheelchair to appease a bunch of people who didn’t give a shit about gymnastics until a week ago.” -Simone Biles (Gymnastics, U.S.A.)

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    2 hours ago

    The technicolor romance to beat all others. It’s the unloved.

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    BREAKING NEWS: Tennessee Republican lawmaker David Byrd, who accused Democrats of sensationalizing the pandemic, begs his fellow Republicans to take the Covid seriously after spending 55 days on a ventilator and having a liver transplant due to the virus. RT to spread his plea!

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    I think about this often

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    I was in line at Starbucks and I hear a child start screaming excitedly to his mother, “Mom, it’s her, it’s her!” I turn around expecting to see or in line, but it was apparently his 1st grade teacher. To this child, his teacher is a celebrity.🍎❤️🙏

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    Yes, there were transphobic and TERFy characters in A Game of You. And there were other characters too, with very different opinions on the matter. With respect, I'm not sure you understand how literature works.

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    Best Olympic moment I’ve ever seen

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    DM that random actor whose performance you’re enjoying in that thing you’re watching. Maybe they ignore you, maybe you pause their “I should quit already” spiral of the week. TBH it’s never felt harder (esp for some of us character actors) to pursue this often soul crushing biz

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  16. WE NEED MORE Z. The Season 2 Kickstarter for HANGIN' WITH DR. Z is now up and running! Go and make an orangutan's dreams come true!

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    It’s like every week a new story comes out about how awesome Dolly Parton is

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  18. When wins his Emmy I want his acceptance speech to be a string of profanities.

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  19. I've shared this with so many friends and I've never gotten more, "That is genius also I'm now suicidally depressed" responses.

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    Jul 30

    My publicist is on my case about my infrequent use of this infernal website He says engagement is down and so are metrics and something something who cares There I wrote a tweet Are you happy now Terry

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