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As you know, I'M GOING ON TOUR! Find out if I'm coming to your city and get tickets now! https://pattonoswalt.com/tour/ pic.twitter.com/voxImss92w
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Waves touching Clouds!pic.twitter.com/7La4jN86r5
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“I would’ve loved to have ended up in a wheelchair to appease a bunch of people who didn’t give a shit about gymnastics until a week ago.” -Simone Biles (Gymnastics, U.S.A.) https://bit.ly/3C7e5TD pic.twitter.com/pgFPo9g0D6
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The technicolor romance to beat all others. It’s the unloved.https://www.rogerebert.com/mzs/the-unloved-part-92-pandora-and-the-flying-dutchman …
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No coffee for me, thanks. Just gonna watch
@RevDrBarber speak.#fireduphttps://twitter.com/RevDrBarber/status/1422209819310641152 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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BREAKING NEWS: Tennessee Republican lawmaker David Byrd, who accused Democrats of sensationalizing the pandemic, begs his fellow Republicans to take the Covid seriously after spending 55 days on a ventilator and having a liver transplant due to the virus. RT to spread his plea!
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This is terrific company to be in!


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Are you fucking kidding me.https://twitter.com/chrischavez/status/1422002446423969795 …
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I think about this oftenpic.twitter.com/Uw6xwv21ev
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Yes, there were transphobic and TERFy characters in A Game of You. And there were other characters too, with very different opinions on the matter. With respect, I'm not sure you understand how literature works.https://twitter.com/BraddockBessie/status/1421894084017410056 …
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Best Olympic moment I’ve ever seenpic.twitter.com/vZP8XNegVq
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This is what it’s really about. USA.
@RexChapmanhttps://twitter.com/NBCOlympics/status/1421801309532004356 …
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DM that random actor whose performance you’re enjoying in that thing you’re watching. Maybe they ignore you, maybe you pause their “I should quit already” spiral of the week. TBH it’s never felt harder (esp for some of us character actors) to pursue this often soul crushing biz
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WE NEED MORE Z. The Season 2 Kickstarter for HANGIN' WITH DR. Z is now up and running! Go and make an orangutan's dreams come true!https://twitter.com/danagould/status/1421923074044166146 …
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It’s like every week a new story comes out about how awesome Dolly Parton ishttps://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/07/31/dolly-parton-whitney-houston/ …
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When
@brettgoldstein wins his Emmy I want his acceptance speech to be a string of profanities.https://twitter.com/tedslasso/status/1421519349471457284 …
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I've shared this with so many friends and I've never gotten more, "That is genius also I'm now suicidally depressed" responses.https://twitter.com/saraschaefer1/status/1421622886574395393 …
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My publicist is on my case about my infrequent use of this infernal website He says engagement is down and so are metrics and something something who cares There I wrote a tweet Are you happy now Terry
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