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AP Bio on . Goldbergs on . on . New podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff, you know? IG: pattonoswalt

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 11

    As you know, I'M GOING ON TOUR! Find out if I'm coming to your city and get tickets now!

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  2. Retweeted
    Jul 29

    Waves touching Clouds!

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    1 hour ago

    “I would’ve loved to have ended up in a wheelchair to appease a bunch of people who didn’t give a shit about gymnastics until a week ago.” -Simone Biles (Gymnastics, U.S.A.)

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  4. Retweeted
    2 hours ago

    The technicolor romance to beat all others. It’s the unloved.

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  5. 1 hour ago

    No coffee for me, thanks. Just gonna watch speak.

    WATCH: | National Action in Washington, DC with the
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  6. 9 hours ago

    tha fuk

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    greatest volley in the history of the world
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    13 hours ago

    BREAKING NEWS: Tennessee Republican lawmaker David Byrd, who accused Democrats of sensationalizing the pandemic, begs his fellow Republicans to take the Covid seriously after spending 55 days on a ventilator and having a liver transplant due to the virus. RT to spread his plea!

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  8. 13 hours ago

    This is terrific company to be in! ❤️❤️❤️

    Replying to @cmclymer
    Lately, the podcasts by and are like eavesdropping on some funny, charming, and smart friends. I love it.
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  9. 14 hours ago

    Are you fucking kidding me.

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  10. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    I think about this often

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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 31

    I was in line at Starbucks and I hear a child start screaming excitedly to his mother, “Mom, it’s her, it’s her!” I turn around expecting to see or in line, but it was apparently his 1st grade teacher. To this child, his teacher is a celebrity.🍎❤️🙏

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    18 hours ago

    Yes, there were transphobic and TERFy characters in A Game of You. And there were other characters too, with very different opinions on the matter. With respect, I'm not sure you understand how literature works.

    This you Neil? Bit terfy, isn't it?
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  13. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Best Olympic moment I’ve ever seen

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    24 hours ago

    This is what it’s really about. USA.

    0:30
    After having their races cut short, Isaiah Jewett and Nijel Amos showed the ultimate sportsmanship.
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  15. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    DM that random actor whose performance you’re enjoying in that thing you’re watching. Maybe they ignore you, maybe you pause their “I should quit already” spiral of the week. TBH it’s never felt harder (esp for some of us character actors) to pursue this often soul crushing biz

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  16. 20 hours ago

    WE NEED MORE Z. The Season 2 Kickstarter for HANGIN' WITH DR. Z is now up and running! Go and make an orangutan's dreams come true!

    The Hanging With Dr. Z Season 2 Kickstarter is up and running. Be a part of it!!
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  17. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    It’s like every week a new story comes out about how awesome Dolly Parton is

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  18. 21 hours ago

    When wins his Emmy I want his acceptance speech to be a string of profanities.

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    roy kent being relatable for 26 seconds.
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  19. 21 hours ago

    I've shared this with so many friends and I've never gotten more, "That is genius also I'm now suicidally depressed" responses.

    5:45
    Sometimes people ask me how to get their own TV show on the air. It's really easy. Just follow these three simple steps!
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  20. Retweeted
    Jul 30

    My publicist is on my case about my infrequent use of this infernal website He says engagement is down and so are metrics and something something who cares There I wrote a tweet Are you happy now Terry

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  21. Jul 31

    SECONDED

    I think would make a great Bane movie.
    12 replies 18 retweets 376 likes
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