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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt May 17

    If a centaur gets bitten by a werewolf does only the human part of him turn into a wolf or the human and horse part?

    3:36 PM - 17 May 2018
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    1,775 replies 3,288 retweets 22,375 likes
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      2. Dylan‏ @Thunderbuckus May 17
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        It becomes a weretaur.

        8 replies 7 retweets 222 likes
      3. Dylan‏ @Thunderbuckus May 17
        Replying to @Thunderbuckus @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/4P2O9UJNuw

        26 replies 33 retweets 780 likes
      4. Lady Jade  🌮‏ @Summer_Plums May 17
        Replying to @Thunderbuckus @pattonoswalt

        I see you are an expert in these matters. Do you perhaps hold a doctorate of sciencing?

        1 reply 3 retweets 116 likes
      5. Dylan‏ @Thunderbuckus May 17
        Replying to @Summer_Plums @pattonoswalt

        Yes, I have a PHD in D&D.

        9 replies 16 retweets 588 likes
      6. Lady Jade  🌮‏ @Summer_Plums May 17
        Replying to @Thunderbuckus @pattonoswalt

        High accolades, indeed! I see from the pips on your collar in your avatar that you are also a Captain in Starfleet. Live long and prosper, D&D Dr.-Captain Dylan. 😊

        2 replies 0 retweets 96 likes
      7. Dylan‏ @Thunderbuckus May 17
        Replying to @Summer_Plums @pattonoswalt

        Why thank you, Lady Jane! Live long and prosper! :)

        2 replies 0 retweets 52 likes
      8. Lady Jade  🌮‏ @Summer_Plums May 17
        Replying to @Thunderbuckus @pattonoswalt

        Peace and long life.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      9. Dylan‏ @Thunderbuckus May 17
        Replying to @Summer_Plums @pattonoswalt

        I realize now that I typo'd your name, Im sorry D:

        2 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. Jess Phoenix‏Verified account @jessphoenix2018 May 17
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        I think it would be decidedly dangerous if just the human part changed into a wolf. I can see it trying to eat the horse part. Ew.

        29 replies 29 retweets 763 likes
      3. J. L. Titus  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ShallahGaykwon May 17
        Replying to @jessphoenix2018 @pattonoswalt

        Never have I been more convinced that we need you in Congress.

        2 replies 7 retweets 277 likes
      4. Beth‏ @bethbeing May 17
        Replying to @ShallahGaykwon @jessphoenix2018 @pattonoswalt

        The filibuster potential alone!

        3 replies 2 retweets 75 likes
      5. Jack Wagner 🕊 🦅 🦃 🐢 🌻 🌎 🚀‏ @vote_jack May 17
        Replying to @bethbeing @ShallahGaykwon and

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        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Phil Plait‏Verified account @BadAstronomer May 17
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        We need to science this. Experiment: Get two werewolves to bite a centaur simultaneously, one on the head and one on the butt. My prediction: When the full Moon is over, we get a very confused human and a horse.

        13 replies 11 retweets 159 likes
      3. A‏ @aowens40601 May 17
        Replying to @BadAstronomer @pattonoswalt

        I'd like to throw in this to further confuse the issue.pic.twitter.com/JBnuoKnMRE

        5 replies 8 retweets 108 likes
      4. Here She Comes‏ @thereshegoes13 May 17
        Replying to @aowens40601 @BadAstronomer @pattonoswalt

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        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Walter Chestnut, Jr‏ @WaterChestnutII May 17
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Follow up: do werewolves ever target other animals, and if so why do we never hear about wereturkeys, wereslugs, or werebees?

        13 replies 3 retweets 39 likes
      3. Jennifer Goodland‏ @BigYearColo May 17
        Replying to @WaterChestnutII @pattonoswalt

        Werebees exist. They’re called wasps.

        3 replies 7 retweets 198 likes
      4. OR4Now‏ @Or4Now May 17
        Replying to @BigYearColo @WaterChestnutII @pattonoswalt

        Underrated tweet☝️🏾

        1 reply 1 retweet 32 likes
      5. tinfoilcrown‏ @annie_mcgarry May 17
        Replying to @Or4Now

        And don’t forget about wererabbits

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. John Cheese‏Verified account @johncheese May 17
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        GODDAMNIT, I HAVE WORK TO DO, AND NOW MY BRAIN IS DEBATING ITSELF!

        5 replies 2 retweets 119 likes
      3. David Pemberton‏Verified account @DaveYourFave May 17
        Replying to @johncheese @pattonoswalt

        Guys, it's obvious. At transformation, the human portion would turn into a werewolf and eat the horse portion, killing the Centaur. Hence the saying "A Werewolf is a Centaur's silver bullet."

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      4. tom morgan‏ @uncwisdom May 17
        Replying to @DaveYourFave @johncheese @pattonoswalt

        I always thought that expression was about the importance of saving money. Learned something new today

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      5. David Pemberton‏Verified account @DaveYourFave May 17
        Replying to @uncwisdom @johncheese @pattonoswalt

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        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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