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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt Feb 14

    Here we are, friends. Not wanting high schoolers to experience gun violence is now “political.”pic.twitter.com/GeS3E1DtzH

    1:04 PM - 14 Feb 2018
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    483 replies 2,902 retweets 18,626 likes
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      2. jordan‏Verified account @JordanUhl Feb 14
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        There you go again, on your moral crusade of not wanting children to die. Get off your soapbox!

        1 reply 13 retweets 667 likes
      3. Jon Zal‏ @OfficialJonZal Feb 14
        Replying to @JordanUhl @pattonoswalt

        Guys, guys ... please ... now is not the time to talk about what's happening right now.

        13 replies 34 retweets 617 likes
      4. JB‏ @JLutes86 Feb 14
        Replying to @OfficialJonZal @JordanUhl @pattonoswalt

        EXACTLY. Like how we waited an appropriate amount of time and then got down to making real changes after the Vegas shooting. Thanks for having some common sense Jon 👍🏼(SARCASM CUZ TWITTER IS PAINFUL AND I DONT KNOW WHY I KEEP COMING BACK)

        5 replies 0 retweets 140 likes
      5. Kiki‏ @SRoit Feb 14
        Replying to @JLutes86 @OfficialJonZal and

        I very much identify with your parenthetical.

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      6. Bernhard H. Heidkamp‏ @B_H_Heidkamp Feb 14
        Replying to @SRoit @JLutes86 and

        The parenthetical applies to life itself tbh

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      7. Kiki‏ @SRoit Feb 14
        Replying to @B_H_Heidkamp @JLutes86 and

        Often enough, at least currently.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Jules‏ @JW4Resistance Feb 14
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Q to RWNJs: Can we talk about gun violence today? How about tomorrow? A from RWNJs: Thoughts and prayers. A from me: fuck your thoughts and prayers. We have too many guns and too much easy access to them in this country!

        1 reply 6 retweets 74 likes
      3. J. M. Mason  😎‏ @whiskers1960 Feb 14
        Replying to @JW4Resistance @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/ozh8cH6Ukt

        2 replies 79 retweets 203 likes
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      2. Aaron‏ @roneman90 Feb 14
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Not to mention they’re the same people who call for Muslim ban immediately after every terrorist attack.

        1 reply 3 retweets 47 likes
      3. nAmE cAnNoT bE bLaNk‏ @MorbidEmperor Feb 14
        Replying to @roneman90 @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/et3wX3mI1U

        1 reply 26 retweets 57 likes
      4. Jeroen‏ @jertim Feb 14
        Replying to @AlexDrogon @roneman90 @pattonoswalt

        I'm sharing this, if you don't mind

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. nAmE cAnNoT bE bLaNk‏ @MorbidEmperor Feb 14
        Replying to @jertim @roneman90 @pattonoswalt

        No problem, and I didn't make it anyway.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Greg Method‏ @gregmethod Feb 14
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        I notice nobody ever complains about guns being politicized when their candidate receives campaign money from the NRA.

        1 reply 16 retweets 176 likes
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      1. Bob Scofield‏ @scof_nyc Feb 14
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Someone is killed by a gun in this country every 40 minutes, I think you're only supposed to talk about solving the problem in the 60 second period 23 minutes after the last one and 16 minutes before the next one.

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      2. Cheeto  🏳️‍🌈‏ @cheeto_shane Feb 14
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      1. (Lisa) Asst Treasurer of the Deep State‏ @lisamikol1969 Feb 14
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        The Republican Chart when there’s a shooting:pic.twitter.com/yWC4mhmuqX

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