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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 15 Aug 2017

    Liberal arts college professor brutalizes Nazi, who has a permit. More alt-left indoctrination.pic.twitter.com/knrhHuPNDl

    2:52 PM - 15 Aug 2017
    • 67,385 Retweets
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    1,446 replies 67,385 retweets 167,825 likes
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      2. Albert Tsimal‏ @A_Dismal_Tale 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/MffizfcX1b

        38 replies 1,417 retweets 3,523 likes
      3. Jane Black‏ @AmethystMimosa 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @A_Dismal_Tale @pattonoswalt

        Can I use this? It's pretty perfect.

        8 replies 1 retweet 166 likes
      4. Albert Tsimal‏ @A_Dismal_Tale 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @AmethystMimosa @pattonoswalt

        All yours. It was found on the internet. Let it fly free!

        3 replies 1 retweet 170 likes
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      6. Albert Tsimal‏ @A_Dismal_Tale 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DesertTurkey @AmethystMimosa @pattonoswalt

        That the artist credit wasn't cropped out was the single reason I shared it without worrying about finding and tagging the creator.

        3 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. ENDIF‏ @Endif_ 16 Aug 2017
        Replying to @__1984__ @pattonoswalt

        Nazism mandates the subjugation and destruction of all non-whites. Widely proclaiming this is inherently incitement to genocide. So yes.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      4. Lynnie Coco‏ @CLPine 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @__1984__ @Endif_ @pattonoswalt

        Just b/c you don't like what they say about Trump doesn't make them biased. In fact their site has LEAST bias.https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/center/ 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Lynnie Coco‏ @CLPine 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @__1984__ @Endif_ @pattonoswalt

        Nope! You can't just say Fake News to news you don't like. Doesn't make it fake. Never has. Never will.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Shawn Hancock‏ @UnEnfermero 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @RebeccaViagran

        No such thing as the "Alt Left". Where did this come from?

        9 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Janet‏ @janet444 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @UnEnfermero @pattonoswalt @RebeccaViagran

        Oops sorry, I was wrong.https://www.forbes.com/sites/seanlawson/2017/02/09/is-there-such-a-thing-as-an-alt-left/#145619d9386c …

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Lynnie Coco‏ @CLPine 25 Aug 2017
        Replying to @janet444 @UnEnfermero and

        The article actually contradicts that there's an alt-left but that it was created by the right to counteract the bad press of the alt-right

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Janet‏ @janet444 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @CLPine @UnEnfermero and

        And of course Patton Oswald was joking referring to alt left.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Lynnie Coco‏ @CLPine 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @janet444 @UnEnfermero and

        Of course. Love @pattonoswalt !! We need funny in this fucked up reality.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Janet‏ @janet444 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @CLPine @UnEnfermero and

        That's for sure! Colbert & the late night comedians r keeping me sane!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Lynnie Coco‏ @CLPine 26 Aug 2017
        Replying to @janet444 @UnEnfermero and

        LOVE @StephenAtHome! Watch @iamsambee, @sethmeyers & @Trevornoah for the same reason. We need to laugh or we'll end up crying (or screaming)

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