Patton Oswalt on Twitter: "(Nixon's ghost, sipping bourbon): Glorious.… "

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1. CMHylton‏ @markedman247 9 May 2017
  Replying to @pattonoswalt
  
  Fired Comey with the elegance of a crack addict trying to break into brothel.
  
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1. Anthony Molina‏ @amolinadesigns 9 May 2017
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  Golf trip in Florida? 10 million dollars. Firing the guy investigating you for treason? .........Priceless. #ImpeachTrump #ResistTrump
  
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1. Kelly Lynne ‏ @kahlanrock 9 May 2017
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  Move over, #watergate, cause the water BROKE. #ComeyIsland
  
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1. Alyssa 2077‏ @msalyss85 9 May 2017
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1. Teddy Cohn‏ @TeddyVegasCohn 9 May 2017
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  @nytimes The ghosts of Richard Nixon and Richard III are tenting at this amazing Dick move.
  
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1. Duncan Idaho Potatoes‏ @MikeUp 9 May 2017
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  Immediately thought of the Saturday Night Massacre. But I don't think this Congress has the principles or the guts of 1973.
  
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1. Jimbo Dim ‏ @jimoutofbennies 9 May 2017
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  Tuesday Afternoon Massacre.
  
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1. Caffeinified‏ @caffeinified11 9 May 2017
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  Sick to my stomach. No one Trump hires as new FBI director will/can legitimately investigate #TrumpRussia.
  
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1. CharmCityChap‏ @BmoreBaker42 9 May 2017
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  Hail Hydra
  
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1. soapboxguy‏ @rheisler123 9 May 2017
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  So Saturday Night Massacre. Here comes the independent counsel. (And Comey never revealed FBI's investigation into Trump last July). #MAGA
  
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1. Jean Crawford Evans ‏ @PurpleDuckyDesi 9 May 2017
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  Comey should have studied his history and followed J. Edgar's lead and gathered as much dirt as he could so he'd be untouchable!
  
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1. T-Bone Walker‏ @wambishi 9 May 2017
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  He'll be talking to Lincoln's portrait this evening. #trump @LesBowen
  
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1. Lily Warrior‏ @Lily_Warrior 9 May 2017
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  Saturday Night Massacre happening again. We know how that worked out for Nixon.
  
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1. wait, what?‏ @qbucklaew 9 May 2017
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