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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 22 Jan 2017

    Dear #WomensMarch organizers: please organize a #TrumpTaxesMarch for April 15th. I am happy to help. We all are.

    4:36 PM - 22 Jan 2017
    • 14,893 Retweets
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    • Ryan Matejek Emanuela rylee🍋 louise stans legends 🇺🇸Warped🇮🇱Willie🇺🇸 Marina Pillow Karen Bennett Lynda Mendenhall Nicole Bode ⭐️
    1,060 replies 14,893 retweets 43,174 likes
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      2. Ray‏ @YarmondShore 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Better yet why is anyone paying taxes at all? Trump isn't, his cabinet isn't, why are you?

        29 replies 78 retweets 364 likes
      3. Mel Alston‏ @AlstonMel 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @YarmondShore @pattonoswalt

        Exactly what my husband just said!

        2 replies 4 retweets 67 likes
      4. Dustin Llwyd‏ @DustinDdraig 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @AlstonMel @YarmondShore @pattonoswalt

        The IRS will accept flowers in lieu of tax payments. #AlternativeFacts

        3 replies 56 retweets 245 likes
      5. Ray‏ @YarmondShore 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @DustinDdraig @AlstonMel @pattonoswalt

        We should just mail them Trump inauguration tickets those have to be worth something.

        2 replies 5 retweets 93 likes
      6. gregory‏ @woodworkedu 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @YarmondShore @DustinDdraig and

        just write "TRUMP BANKRUPT " diagonally across your 1040

        5 replies 7 retweets 70 likes
      7. Ray‏ @YarmondShore 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @woodworkedu @DustinDdraig and

        I'm writing Trump off as a $62,980,160 loss.

        5 replies 28 retweets 196 likes
      8. Mel Alston‏ @AlstonMel 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @YarmondShore @woodworkedu and

        OK THIS one is the BEST idea yet!! 😂😂😂😂😂

        0 replies 2 retweets 45 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. Michael Marshall Smith‏Verified account @ememess 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @DebraMessing Would be doubly effective if also involved an act that makes it hard to deride - like picking up litter ;-)

        3 replies 9 retweets 49 likes
      3. Renee H  ☕‏ @rhuibers1 23 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ememess @pattonoswalt @DebraMessing

        Or bringing 2 non perishable goods to be collected for food banks.

        2 replies 6 retweets 59 likes
      4. Michael Marshall Smith‏Verified account @ememess 23 Jan 2017
        Replying to @rhuibers1 @pattonoswalt @DebraMessing

        That's another good one...

        2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      5. Renee H  ☕‏ @rhuibers1 23 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ememess @pattonoswalt @DebraMessing

        Then designate April 15 tax donation day. Every penny collected in sales tax across U.S. gets donated to homeless shelters chosen by city.

        1 reply 12 retweets 68 likes
      6. Michael Marshall Smith‏Verified account @ememess 23 Jan 2017
        Replying to @rhuibers1 @pattonoswalt @DebraMessing

        Love that. Tying it directly to tax would be a very good thing. This + what tax dollars get spent on.

        2 replies 4 retweets 27 likes
      7. Renee H  ☕‏ @rhuibers1 23 Jan 2017
        Replying to @ememess @pattonoswalt @DebraMessing

        Yes yes yes!

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      8. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. dorkasaurus_rex‏ @dorkasaurus_rex 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @snmrrw actually a legit bad idea. Focus it on polices and ideas, not opposition to one individual.

        21 replies 7 retweets 82 likes
      3. Sean Morrow  🤯‏Verified account @snmrrw 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @dorkasaurus_rex @pattonoswalt

        but this is on p of eat of many

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Sean Morrow  🤯‏Verified account @snmrrw 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @snmrrw @dorkasaurus_rex @pattonoswalt

        sorry typo: this is one protest of many.

        1 reply 3 retweets 53 likes
      5. dorkasaurus_rex‏ @dorkasaurus_rex 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @snmrrw @pattonoswalt

        wrong message IMHO. Make it about ending corporate subsidies. Now we're talking

        3 replies 2 retweets 36 likes
      6. Sean Morrow  🤯‏Verified account @snmrrw 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @dorkasaurus_rex

        I ahreee 100% it's just you can have more than one protest

        1 reply 1 retweet 45 likes
      7. dorkasaurus_rex‏ @dorkasaurus_rex 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @snmrrw

        please please please don't make this anti Trump. That's what Hillary did and it failed. His policies, GOP's are trash

        12 replies 2 retweets 60 likes
      8. Sean Morrow  🤯‏Verified account @snmrrw 22 Jan 2017
        Replying to @dorkasaurus_rex

        fair.

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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