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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 25 Nov 2016

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted İyad el-Baghdadi

    Deleted my first quoted RT of this 'cuz my horrified irony landed wrong. To be clear: this is awful & people are gonna get hurt.https://twitter.com/iyad_elbaghdadi/status/800928118219210752 …

    Patton Oswalt added,

    İyad el-BaghdadiVerified account @iyad_elbaghdadi
    Trump has properties all over the world. Terrorists will have a long list of targets that are literally owned by POTUS and bear his name.
    • Retweets 660
    • Likes 2,512
    • Louanne Fong Wendy Gill Etta Phelan Lady Farmer Clancy Javis Mark Michael M Spillane av Walking Civil War...
    7:53 AM - 25 Nov 2016
    626 replies 660 retweets 2,512 likes
      1. June F Reynolds‏ @JuneFReynolds 29 Nov 2016

        @pattonoswalt you are a despicable little man

        85 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
      2. Ben Pobjie‏Verified account @benpobjie 29 Nov 2016

        @JuneFReynolds @pattonoswalt he’s not that little. Looks smaller on TV

        0 replies 0 retweets 48 likes
      1. michael johnson‏ @ungawamike 25 Nov 2016

        @pattonoswaltpic.twitter.com/MDEnwoVeRD

        11 replies 72 retweets 97 likes
      2. Herner Weisenberg‏ @hellotelephone 25 Nov 2016

        @ungawamike @pattonoswalt <- This guy is an asshole calling for the murder of innocent people. Time to ruin this guy's career!

        4 replies 6 retweets 27 likes
      3. David‏ @TrustyCowDog419 26 Nov 2016

        @hellotelephone @ungawamike @pattonoswalt it's okay, his career died with his wife.

        3 replies 3 retweets 15 likes
      4. 1 more reply
      1. jonathan greene‏ @buttnakedsavage 25 Nov 2016

        @pattonoswalt that RT is still alive. Hope secret service thinks it's funny too...

        19 replies 7 retweets 83 likes
      2. Steven B. Dunigan‏ @Sdunigan 25 Nov 2016

        @buttnakedsavage @pattonoswalt I'm sure if the SS didn't contact any crazed Trump supporters, he'll be fine with a poorly worded joke.

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. Sebastian Peitsch‏ @SPeitsch 25 Nov 2016

        @Sdunigan the real fun thing about this is that SS can mean more than one thing... @buttnakedsavage @pattonoswalt

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. jonathan greene‏ @buttnakedsavage 25 Nov 2016

        @SPeitsch @Sdunigan @pattonoswalt lol guys relax. It's Spence olchin were talking about here. He's gonna be fine.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Sebastian Peitsch‏ @SPeitsch 25 Nov 2016

        @buttnakedsavage yeah sorry but McCarthy was an American and Trump is fucking scary. I want @pattonoswalt to be ok

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      1. Stephanie Costello‏ @Stello_Official 25 Nov 2016

        @pattonoswalt @iyad_elbaghdadi Too late, cheese pizza eater! #Pizzagate #PedoFiles

        3 replies 7 retweets 59 likes
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    1. DrummerStreamWFMU‏ @GTDRadio 25 Nov 2016

      @pattonoswalt No, your original meaning was perfectly clear. Landed just right.

      0 replies 1 retweet 62 likes
      1. Jane‏ @VampyKiss 28 Nov 2016

        @pattonoswalt Too late, lots of screen shots out there. You should have not done this @tomhanks @FBI @NewYorkFBI @SecretServicepic.twitter.com/T6P4nGUZER

        1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
      2. Judson McCulloch‏ @JudsonMcCulloch 28 Nov 2016

        @VampyKiss @atkron145 @pattonoswalt @tomhanks @FBI the narrative that Trump or his supporters are dangerous is becoming pretty hollow.

        0 replies 3 retweets 4 likes
      1. Deplorable 🏆Jessica‏ @JLNunyabusiness 25 Nov 2016

        @sickeningjar @pattonoswalt @iyad_elbaghdadi •Tweet 1:'Liberal hate speech/violent threats' •Tweet 2:'No,come on guys I was totally JK LOL'

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      1. Carol Greenberg‏ @LadyImpactOhio 26 Nov 2016

        .@pattonoswalt You might wanna expect a visit from the Secret Service or FBI since you're suborning and inviting terrorism.

        1 reply 4 retweets 16 likes
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