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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 11 Nov 2016

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted Broderick Greer

    Oprah what the fuck? This is not one of my favorite things.https://twitter.com/broderickgreer/status/797199418101534722 …

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    Broderick GreerVerified account @BroderickGreer
    Do not be surprised when celebrities normalize and praise Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/WWttgi9Z3l
    4:45 PM - 11 Nov 2016
    • 2,146 Retweets
    • 7,247 Likes
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    602 replies 2,146 retweets 7,247 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Sandra Cormier‏ @Chumplet 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Everyone seems ecstatic that Obama met with Trump. HE HAS TO. He was probably fighting down the bile in his throat.

        4 replies 10 retweets 92 likes
      3. ned  🇺🇸‏ @jo6paq 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Chumplet

        What do you hope to gain by continuing the divisive hate speech. Trump defeated both parties and MSM. Get over it @Chumplet @pattonoswalt

        5 replies 3 retweets 12 likes
      4.  🇺🇸JT 🇺🇸‏ @hambone3004 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @jo6paq @Chumplet

        ppl were happy that they seemed 2 turn the page AFTER they met. Bile or not, its progress that some refuse 2 acknowledge

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Sandra Cormier‏ @Chumplet 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @hambone3004 @jo6paq

        The operative word is "seemed." Yes, they have to make nice. Doesn't mean they have to like it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6.  🇺🇸JT 🇺🇸‏ @hambone3004 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Chumplet @jo6paq

        I agree. My point is that it's progress. you don't agree?

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Sandra Cormier‏ @Chumplet 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @hambone3004

        I believe @pattonoswalt's original point is that the president elect's past behaviour will be normalized, when it shouldn't.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8.  🇺🇸JT 🇺🇸‏ @hambone3004 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Chumplet

        a lot of his past behavior was outrageously misconstrued also. I do appreciate you keeping an open mind. It's very important.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Sandra Cormier‏ @Chumplet 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @hambone3004

        I appreciate you participating in this discussion with maturity, unlike some I have blocked in the last 24 hours. Good luck!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Mapperwocky  📎 ⛰ ⚒‏ @cirquelar 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @BroderickGreer WTF is wrong with her? After all Dumpsterfire said and did, how can she say this!?!

        4 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Shannon Stirone‏Verified account @shannonmstirone 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @cirquelar @pattonoswalt @BroderickGreer

        truly something weird is going on. Pandering is not going to fly for this one.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. Lyle Tavernier‏ @lyletav 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @shannonmstirone @cirquelar and

        "to hear Trump say he had respect for Obama..." He also said respects women.

        0 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. I'm That Type Of Guy‏ @Marrrrcussss 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Billionaires stick together. Mark Cuban already pulled a "can't we all just get along?" this week.

        4 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
      3. mobiustrip‏ @bend_time 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Marrrrcussss @pattonoswalt

        he DID? gahhhhh

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. I'm That Type Of Guy‏ @Marrrrcussss 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @bend_time @pattonoswalt

        Yeah. It's on his timeline. "Give him a chance." Blah, blah, blah.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. mobiustrip‏ @bend_time 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Marrrrcussss @pattonoswalt

        im not feeling much love frm the billionaire sector rn

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. OppressedKekistani 🐸‏ @Mexico_Rising 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @bend_time @Marrrrcussss @pattonoswalt

        God forbid Americans try to tamper down the rhetoric leading to civil war. You DONT want that.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. mobiustrip‏ @bend_time 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Mexico_Rising @Marrrrcussss @pattonoswalt

        aww, look @ yr cute lil racist screen name

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. OppressedKekistani 🐸‏ @Mexico_Rising 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @bend_time @Marrrrcussss @pattonoswalt

        racist against myself? sure sure. 🙄. Is that the only thing you leftists have? "Youre xxx-ist!"? 🌮🌮

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. End of conversation
    1. Ayelet Waldman‏Verified account @ayeletw 11 Nov 2016
      Replying to @pattonoswalt

      @BroderickGreer vile

      0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. joe curnutte‏ @joethesneak 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @BroderickGreer @westratenick add Oprah to the shit list.

        2 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Nick Westrate‏Verified account @westratenick 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @joethesneak @pattonoswalt @BroderickGreer

        Oh she is on my shit list.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation

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