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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 8 Nov 2016

    What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty fucking racist. #ElectionNight

    6:23 PM - 8 Nov 2016
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      2. Joe Holleman‏Verified account @STLsherpa 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @rockstarima Just realized this? Black men got vote in 1870; women in 1920. Read a book.

        11 replies 10 retweets 73 likes
      3. Brad‏ @ironikname 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @STLsherpa @pattonoswalt @rockstarima

        what is your argument here?

        3 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. Joe Holleman‏Verified account @STLsherpa 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ironikname @pattonoswalt @rockstarima

        who you asking?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Brad‏ @ironikname 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @STLsherpa @pattonoswalt @rockstarima

        sorry, you. I didn't understand your question.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Joe Holleman‏Verified account @STLsherpa 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @ironikname @pattonoswalt @rockstarima

        He said he JUST realized US more sexist than racist. A basic knowledge of history would tell you that

        4 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      7.  🦄Mer 🦄‏ @rockstarima 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @STLsherpa @ironikname @pattonoswalt

        First off, I'm female. Second, I know history. Tonight just made it appalling clear once again.

        2 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
      8. Joe Holleman‏Verified account @STLsherpa 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @rockstarima @ironikname

        My point is simply this: If you didn't know that fact before tonight, you haven't been paying attention.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      9. Brad‏ @ironikname 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @STLsherpa @rockstarima

        wouldn't say it is a fact..and again, neither argument is good. It is bad for America either way. Nobody wins.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Michael O'Dell‏ @Chinashark 11 Nov 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @sulmn Sulaiman, you retweet that after having lived YEARS under what is the EPITOME of racist regimes. You got BALLS, son! 👍🏿

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      4. Michael O'Dell‏ @Chinashark 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @sulmn

        of course you are!!! You've made that comment before, and my answer is always the same!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. Michael O'Dell‏ @Chinashark 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @sulmn

        hmmm. Passive aggressive. Possibly, apologies. But: saud/worse becomes 'so I can only complain about the WORST?' & that is not true

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      8. Michael O'Dell‏ @Chinashark 12 Nov 2016
        Replying to @sulmn

        = Guts to call out/indict the RADICAL failings of your last homeland? THAT would be flatter/straighter.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Ryan Meaker‏ @Rmeakerofficial 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @Uptomyknees lmao voting for someone who isn't Patton oswalts preferred candidate makes you a racist. You heard it here folks.

        4 replies 9 retweets 155 likes
      3. Jason Litzau‏ @JasonLitzau 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Rmeakerofficial @pattonoswalt @Uptomyknees

        Only if that same candidate is endorsed by the KKK, white nationalists, and neo-nazis.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Ryan Meaker‏ @Rmeakerofficial 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JasonLitzau @pattonoswalt @Uptomyknees

        you mean like Hillary having a grand dragon or whatever the fuck as her "mentor"?

        3 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. Jason Litzau‏ @JasonLitzau 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Rmeakerofficial @pattonoswalt @Uptomyknees

        Context is key moron. The current KKK loves Trump. Not former members full of regret.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Ryan Meaker‏ @Rmeakerofficial 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JasonLitzau @pattonoswalt @Uptomyknees

        so having someone you may or may not disagree with makes you and your supporters racist. K

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      7. Jason Litzau‏ @JasonLitzau 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Rmeakerofficial @pattonoswalt @Uptomyknees

        Nope. But supporting a huge racist does. What a lazy stupid fallacy. Try harder.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. Ryan Meaker‏ @Rmeakerofficial 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @JasonLitzau @pattonoswalt @Uptomyknees

        guilt by association. What a lazy stupid fallacy.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Jason Litzau‏ @JasonLitzau 8 Nov 2016
        Replying to @Rmeakerofficial @pattonoswalt @Uptomyknees

        He said racist shit, racists love him. That's not GBA.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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