everyday something new comes along. It almost dilutes the day before a atrocity
"You know what? That Access Hollywood tape will die down. Tell the media I'm gonna re-endorse Trump!" (Checks the news) "Oooh...shit."
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You were saying? :P
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"Hi Dad...can you pick me up? I want to go home now."pic.twitter.com/4sxqEjxGN1
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@TenaciousEye@pattonoswalt "everyone is teasing me, daddy"
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Did they *really* not realize that that tape was only the tip of the iceberg? they should have thought ahead.
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The just desserts are just FLYING out of the kitchen.
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I'm totally going to work this phrase into conversation.
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These are the geniuses that write laws.
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Tiger Woods is watching TV right now, shaking his head, saying to himself "Its gonna be a long month Don. Believe me!"
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