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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 27 Jul 2016

    Right now Biden is doing donuts in the parking lot while Nazareth's "Hair of the Dog" blasts on his car radio. #DemsInPhilly

    7:15 PM - 27 Jul 2016
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      2. robbiese7en‏ @robbiese7en 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @pattonoswaltpic.twitter.com/mLLX7fqNFT

        1 reply 6 retweets 17 likes
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      1. Paul and Storm‏Verified account @paulandstorm 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        [P] He's already eaten cheesesteaks from both Pat's and Geno's, and now he's shopping for bongs at Zipperhead on South Street.

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      1. Ryan Graney‏ @RyanEGraney 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        you know it.pic.twitter.com/xNUhqepZW1

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      2. Darwin Brender a' Brandis‏ @DTBbyTheSea 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        @pattonoswaltpic.twitter.com/CHaF0sysXH

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      1. Michaela Watkins‏Verified account @michaelaWat 27 Jul 2016
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        God I love u

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      1. (((IleneToTheWrite)))‏ @IleneToTheWrite 27 Jul 2016
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        @pattonoswaltpic.twitter.com/Y2BGPqG1x1

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      2. Rob Wieland‏ @robowieland 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        I seriously want to see a show where Obama and Biden solve mysteries across the country with brotherhood and kung-fu.

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      1. Vanilla Featherbottom‏ @JeremyWPorter 27 Jul 2016
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        Biden & Kaine laterpic.twitter.com/4aX7yFfPhu

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      1. Jon Schwartz‏ @jonlschwartz1 27 Jul 2016
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        He's going to leave the hall tonight, walking in slow motion with Sister Christian blasting in the background

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      1. C. D. Browne Ph.D., D.D.‏ @Cdbrow1 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        8 Track.

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      1. MoobyTheGoldenCalf‏ @MoobyGoldenCalf 27 Jul 2016
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        He's got to be shirtless by now too. #DemsInPhilly

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      1. ryan dion‏ @dionetics 27 Jul 2016
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        from @threadlesspic.twitter.com/0sflhQI4K7

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      1. Andrew Kornblatt‏ @akornblatt 27 Jul 2016
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        following you was one of the best decisions ever.

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      1. Hippo‏ @ScrummyHippo 27 Jul 2016
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        he's dming Trump: "who's your daddy, bitch?"

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      1. Irish‏ @nakedirish 27 Jul 2016
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        You just know it's a 1978 Trans-Am

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      1. Dave Ball, Y'all!‏ @dangerdaveball 27 Jul 2016
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        I would vote for that in a blink.

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      1. Heather Bates ☀ ☂ ☁‏ @MsHeatherBates 27 Jul 2016
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        And after he's done, he'll do this #DemsInPhillypic.twitter.com/rUag574xWO

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