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@pattonoswalt Serious question - If Rachel Dolezal and @ShaunKing had a baby, would they be okay if it identified as the white person it is?

@pattonoswalt im just amazed that so much publicity is going into a book thats going to end up at @DollarTree in a year. #1buckpub

@pattonoswalt is she still pretending to be black :)

@pattonoswalt Thank you It's an uproar for her to live her truth, but there's no uproar for Bruce Jenner to identify as a woman? Hypocrisy

@pattonoswalt I'm going to identify as Patton Oswalt. I'm going to need your SS# and your credit card information. Thank you in advance.

@pattonoswalt If Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, Dolezal can be black.

@pattonoswalt (backs off, spins around, jumps back, kisses self) Sexual chocolate! #Dolezalmite

@pattonoswalt interesting you never say that to people you don't agree with.

@pattonoswalt the insanity of the guilty white left is comedy gold

@pattonoswalt There is no such thing as "her truth." Truth is manifestly objective.

@pattonoswalt Don't you mean "black off"?

@pattonoswalt I honestly don't care what a person pretends to be, as long as they actually try to help someone else. Need more of that.

@pattonoswalt black off?

@pattonoswalt BS, writing a book about racial identity when she can go back to being white by skipping spray tan session, that's BS.

I think that everyone pretends to be black at some point in their lives @pattonoswalt