Patton Oswalt
Paul and Storm
@pattonoswalt [P] Joe Rogan is moderating the next Republican debate.
The Democrats are fighting over two amazingly qualified candidates. The Republicans are deciding which live bug they'd rather eat.
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@pattonoswalt clinton is only qualified because her shady dealings with shady people are already in place. -
@pattonoswalt stop pretending she's amazing. You make yourself look really stupid and fat and short. -
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@pattonoswalt A serial liar/criminal, utterly corrupt. And a socialist who was homeless before government work. -
@Melvin_Udall_@pattonoswalt the story of a guy who went from being homeless to candidate for president is negative in your eyes? - View other replies
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@crackawhat Ah, leftists. The story of a serial failure who could only succeed spending other people's money.@pattonoswalt - View other replies
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@Melvin_Udall_@pattonoswalt why did you randomly start talking about Trump -
@crackawhat Attempt to be clever with someone else. -
@Melvin_Udall_ Trump U, Trump steaks, Trump vodka, 4 bankruptcies. Sounds like a failure to me. Why worship a fake success? Sad! -
@crackawhat I agree. Trump is a lunatic and a multiple failure and fraud. Well done. Now shoo.
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@pattonoswalt yes the Repub candidates are trash but uh not so sure about your first statement there. -
@pattonoswalt qualified for what? -
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@pattonoswalt Hillary has zero accomplishments and is under an active FBI investigation. Bernie is a loony socialist. Great work. - Show more
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@pattonoswalt Hahaha. Oh wait. U r serious about the Dems (Nana Felony and Pops Commie). In that case, hahahaha, but directed differently. -
@ctsotsoros@pattonoswalt We have Google now.Use it to learn what a Democratic Socialist is.Wud u call FDR a commie too?Turn off Fox news. -
@liberallarry2@pattonoswalt Nah. Pops Democratic Socialist doesn't have same ring. Plus different sides of same coin. So Pops Commie it is!
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@pattonoswalt@Toure Hillary™ is not amazing.#BernieOrBust - View other replies
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@pattonoswalt Bugs are very important creatures who provide valuable services to everyone and everything. Please don't insult them this way.
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