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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

Joined May 2010
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    1. Shia LaBeouf ‏@thecampaignbook 16 Dec 2013

      I fucked up.

      3,128 retweets 2,530 likes
      Patton Oswalt Verified account ‏@pattonoswalt 16 Dec 2013

      .@thecampaignbook Yes. Most recently, your bullshit "apology."

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        1. Geek Girl Diva ‏@geekgirldiva 16 Dec 2013

          @pattonoswalt @thecampaignbook I didn't know copying exact lines from a previous work was being "inspired by" someone.

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        3. Big Booty Jeudy ‏@EricaJeudy 16 Dec 2013

          @geekgirldiva @pattonoswalt @thecampaignbook you're about an hour late to the party. Get over it.

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        4. Geek Girl Diva ‏@geekgirldiva 16 Dec 2013

          @EricaJeudy @pattonoswalt @thecampaignbook I just got here, so why get over something I just read? Did he apologize for plagiarism? No.

          0 retweets 4 likes
        5. Big Booty Jeudy ‏@EricaJeudy 17 Dec 2013

          @geekgirldiva what did he do to you that warrants an apology? The artist is the ONLY person with right to be upset, not bored Twitter-ers.

          0 retweets 3 likes
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        7. Geek Girl Diva ‏@geekgirldiva 17 Dec 2013

          @EricaJeudy By your logic, why are you tweeting me about this? As an artist, I find his plagiarism abhorrent. So, I said something.

          0 retweets 8 likes
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        9. Big Booty Jeudy ‏@EricaJeudy 17 Dec 2013

          @geekgirldiva because we were engaged in a conversation. I didn't tell you to apologize to me...?

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        11. Geek Girl Diva ‏@geekgirldiva 17 Dec 2013

          @EricaJeudy Agreed, but I also didn't ask for an apology from Shia. I don't see why you telling me to get over it is any different than

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        12. Big Booty Jeudy ‏@EricaJeudy 17 Dec 2013

          @geekgirldiva that was out of irritation, I meant nothing by it.

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        1. Dan Telfer ‏@dantelfer 17 Dec 2013

          @pattonoswalt @thecampaignbook I'm not sure he can handle the responsibility implied in that "y" word.

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      1. J Crowley ‏@jdcrowley 16 Dec 2013

        @pattonoswalt @thecampaignbook Shame nobody has phones anymore so Shia couldn't, I dunno, call Clowes and ask to collaborate or something.

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        1. bunnymother ‏@bunnymother 16 Dec 2013

          @pattonoswalt omg is this another one of yours late night drunken bullying session? every 6 weeks or so. #gethelp

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        3. jsanford ‏@jsanford 17 Dec 2013

          @bunnymother @pattonoswalt He's calling out a pampered celeb for plagiarism. Learn the facts, before you decide to play Mommy. #YOUgethelp

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        5. bunnymother ‏@bunnymother 17 Dec 2013

          @jsanford @pattonoswalt I'm not playing and don't call me mommy. I don't care about Shia LeBoeuf. I care about Pattons drinking.

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        7. Sam ‏@samthewarden 17 Dec 2013

          @bunnymother @jsanford @pattonoswalt your handle is bunny mother... Just sayin

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        9. bunnymother ‏@bunnymother 17 Dec 2013

          @samthewarden yours is sam the warden. just sayin

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        1. J Crowley ‏@jdcrowley 16 Dec 2013

          @pattonoswalt @thecampaignbook It's not like he's a powerful celebrity who has connections to facilitate something like that. Welp.

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        2. big daddy appropriat ‏@rachelmillman 17 Dec 2013

          @jdcrowley wait what'd he do

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        4. J Crowley ‏@jdcrowley 17 Dec 2013

          @rachelmillman i'm guessing he probably has a phone and an agent and could've collaborated if he was so impassioned by the comic or whatever

          0 retweets 1 like

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