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In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman, GASLIT, I LOVE MY DAD, new tour, album & special. Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 8 Nov 2021

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted UATX (@uaustinorg)

    “We think educational standards have dropped so we created an unaccredited university that does not give out degrees.”https://twitter.com/uaustinorg/status/1457665510699589636 …

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    UATX (@uaustinorg) @uaustinorg
    A new university dedicated to the pursuit of truth. pic.twitter.com/8mQRFPK53B
    9:37 am - 8 Nov 2021
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      1. Tor Erik R. Johnsen‏ @toejohns 8 Nov 2021
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        All credit to them

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 8 Nov 2021
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        But still charges money. 😂

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      1. Thomas A. Fine  🇺🇸‏ @thomasafine 8 Nov 2021
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        Because Trump U worked out so well...

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      1. normavela‏ @normavela 8 Nov 2021
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        "We think educational standards have dropped and we're proof!"

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      1. Jimmy‏ @Jimmy_Jamers 8 Nov 2021
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        Funded by Peter Thielhttps://www.investopedia.com/peter-thiel-s-palantir-files-for-ipo-with-direct-listing-5075779 …

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      2. Jimmy‏ @Jimmy_Jamers 8 Nov 2021
        Replying to @Jimmy_Jamers @pattonoswalt

        Jimmy Retweeted The Daily Beast

        https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1457759843012550657?s=21 …

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        The Daily BeastVerified account @thedailybeast
        Former New York Times opinion columnist Bari Weiss, known for her diatribes against “cancel culture,” is helping launch a new “university” that will be “dedicated to the fearless pursuit of truth.” The venture is backed by Palantir founder Joe Lonsdale. https://trib.al/nLpFPje 
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      1. OnlyPunsCEO‏ @MarknessVisible 8 Nov 2021
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Nothing says honest, good faith efforts in the pursuit of truth like Andrew Sullivan and Bari Weiss.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 31 likes
      2. Zelda Silver 🧷‏ @silver_zelda 8 Nov 2021
        Replying to @MarknessVisible @pattonoswalt

        I dont know Andrew Sullivan but trying to understand the Bari hate. 🤔

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      1. Gabriel Andros‏ @GabrielAndros 8 Nov 2021
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        "If we can do this, anyone can do this and that should scare you!"

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      1. FNU‏ @NotPhollowing 8 Nov 2021
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        Trump University

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