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In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman, GASLIT, I LOVE MY DAD, new tour, album & special. Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 31 May 2021

    Wait’ll this guy re-watches LIDSVILLE.pic.twitter.com/cjR5wKINid

    2:07 pm - 31 May 2021
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    • Jim Saiya maggie loves comedy Sir Hatchporch Susulamaru Charlie Ward Natalia D. Rhodes DJ FUN Da Butt Chris McCullough Brett Krueger
    1,211 replies . 356 retweets 10,842 likes
      1. Joel Simons‏ @jsimons216 31 May 2021
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        FABULOUS!

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      1. chris lackey‏ @mrchrislackey 31 May 2021
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        Dude… Lidsville.

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      1. Mike Draco‏ @digitaldraco 31 May 2021
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        For homophobes, these kind of guys are really obsessed with people shoving things down their throats.

        2 replies . 1 retweet 128 likes
      2. JesterOC (he/him)‏ @JesterOC 31 May 2021
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        pic.twitter.com/BwKwBkNDrG

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      1. Bergsauce fka klaus_kinski‏Verified account @klaus_kinski 31 May 2021
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        Man he is gonna hate that 'Black Nuts White Bolts' vhs he just bought from me on eBay

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      1. John Gross‏ @john1gross 31 May 2021
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        These guys ALWAYS talk about getting things shoved down their throat

        3 replies . 0 retweets 131 likes
      2. Denise Sadami  🇺🇦 🌻 🇺🇦‏ @hufflepants 31 May 2021
        Replying to @john1gross @pattonoswalt

        #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHmm

        2 replies . 0 retweets 45 likes
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      1. Lars Warnstedt‏ @LWarnstedt 31 May 2021
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Must've been quite a shitty childhood if that's the final straw.

        3 replies . 1 retweet 147 likes
      2. /// //‏ @marcsh 31 May 2021
        Replying to @LWarnstedt @pattonoswalt

        Sounds like a very sheltered childhood. Most folks with shitty childhoods have a sense of whats actually important in life.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 52 likes
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      1. Mutant Head‏ @ihateravenholm 31 May 2021
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Why is it ALWAYS the "shoving down our throat" phrase?

        23 replies . 4 retweets 461 likes
      2.  ✌ʘ`(皿)´ʘ ✌ Charles ⓧ(皿)ⓧ‏ @PulpAdded 31 May 2021
        Replying to @ihateravenholm @pattonoswalt

        Who's that guy obsessed with his mom's slip?

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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