Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English UK
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log In
    Have an account?
    · Forgotten your password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
pattonoswalt's profile
Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt
Verified account
@pattonoswalt

Tweets

Patton OswaltVerified account

@pattonoswalt

In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman, GASLIT, I LOVE MY DAD, new @Netflix special in fall. Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

Los Angeles
linktr.ee/pattonoswalt
Joined May 2010

Tweets

  • © 2022 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Centre
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgotten your password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log In »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not doing it for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account you're not interested in anymore.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart – it lets the person who wrote it know that you appreciate them.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about right now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find out what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 17 Jul 2020

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted

    Not the great American city of Toronto! Oh no! https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/1284072755424616449 …

    Patton Oswalt added,

    This Tweet is unavailable.
    8:21 am - 17 Jul 2020
    • 1,272 Retweets
    • 17,537 Likes
    • Alysa 🤭 Kaitlin Schwarz Louis Antoine de Saint-Just T Maurer Matthew Maragno Kayleen Kuykendall Cyclopean MLMorgan PuuppoDoggo
    441 replies . 1,272 retweets 17,537 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Ryan Pike‏ @RyanNPike 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        We'll trade you Toronto for Seattle and Portland.

        9 replies . 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. This Tweet is unavailable.
      4. Show replies
      1. New conversation
      2. Law and Wine  ⚖️ 🍷 👩🏻‍💼‏ @lawandwine 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        as a canadian this headline made me laugh very hard.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Kris‏ @PickleMrs 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @lawandwine @pattonoswalt

        Right? And she used some jacked up website, the story isn't even true!😂

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. Trevor Coleman‏ @trevorcoleman 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        There is one! We are constantly on guard against them.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto,_Kansas …

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Carrie, The Raven of Porto‏ @newt_ripley 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        If it means I can have Tim Horton’s in California, I am all for this.

        6 replies . 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. This Tweet is unavailable.
      4. Show replies
      1. ElleM in Toronto  🇺🇦‏ @TorontoEllem 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Nope. Nope. Nope. You can’t take us!!

        1 reply . 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Justin Ecock‏ @MrEcock 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        it starts with declaring our cities sports hubs and then as America becomes less and less viable for the rich to live in they move above the clouds, Elysium style, and declare squatters rights on Canadian cities. Hashtag Niagara State.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Shaunathon B Wiltshire III‏ @TheShaunHayes1 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Hey, come on. Toronto is as American as maple pie!

        2 replies . 0 retweets 55 likes
      3. Bengals Tesla‏ @Remark_elad 17 Jul 2020
        Replying to @TheShaunHayes1 @pattonoswalt

        It's a nice city in Ohio...but I suspect you didn't know that.

        7 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Show replies

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2022 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Centre
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info