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In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman, GASLIT, I LOVE MY DAD, new @Netflix special in fall. Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 31 May 2020

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    “This is what the Lord said: I have heard your prayer and seen your tears. I will heal you.” 2 Kings 20:5
    9:49 am - 31 May 2020
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    • Craig J. McIntyre Robert L. Hines Former Masshole Landon Haskie Alexander Piner Brian of Nazareth 🌎⚛️♿🌻🇺🇦 Lila Fowler 🎀 pk Christian
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      2. Joe C‏ @asufan23 31 May 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Doesn’t she know Jews don’t read the New Testament?

        2 replies . 0 retweets 25 likes
      3.  🇺🇦 ☮️Max Harvey‏ @max_harvey 31 May 2020
        Replying to @asufan23 @pattonoswalt

        2 Kings is Old Testament and also part of the Tanahkpic.twitter.com/tdCV0vQdyk

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Dopug‏ @Dopug2 31 May 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        $10 says she’s never looked at a comment in her life.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 18 likes
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      1. ProLib Official‏ @lib_fan 31 May 2020
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      2. Brianna Wu‏Verified account @BriannaWu 31 May 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        I was so tempted to respond with one of the many Bible verses about incest, but then I realized that wouldn’t be God’s plan.

        4 replies . 1 retweet 48 likes
      3. JayHo; Russian warship, go f*ck yourself  🌻 ©️‏ @JayHoOfTheRocks 31 May 2020
        Replying to @BriannaWu @pattonoswalt

        My guess is that she’s a big fan of Genesis.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Tiff ‏ @its_me_your_mom 31 May 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Oh shit I snorted 💀💀💀

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      2. Michelle says "We're not going back"‏ @RageMichelle 31 May 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        She just...goddammit..so so frustratingpic.twitter.com/EGYVPgBVn6

        1 reply . 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Steve Careers‏ @walkercommas 31 May 2020
        Replying to @RageMichelle @pattonoswalt

        Remember when ppl thought she deserved the benefit of the doubt, or that she would be a moderate voice in daddy’s ear? Feels like forever ago, huh?

        0 replies . 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Kerri  🦋‏ @KerriJersey 31 May 2020
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        Patton, your standup special on Netflix was the only thing that got me through last night. Thank you for providing laughs through such a dark time.

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