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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 29 Mar 2020

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted Dana Gould

    How. In the fuck. Can ANYONE. Aside from a sociopath or a heartless asshole. Support. Trump. HOW?https://twitter.com/danagould/status/1244503974998192128 …

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    Dana GouldVerified account @danagould
    I missed this. Trump said the reason there was a shortage of masks and equipment was because doctors and nurses were stealing them. Now we know why ER nurses are all so wealthy and powerful - it’s their billion dollar, black market swab racket!
    11:30 PM - 29 Mar 2020
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      1. J-San  😷‏ @lawdood 29 Mar 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        super question

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      2. Chuck Strike‏ @Chuck_Strike 30 Mar 2020
        Replying to @lawdood @pattonoswalt

        rasism and cognitive dissonance

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Loud Mouth Brown Girl‏ @DevonJHall 29 Mar 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Loud Mouth Brown Girl Retweeted Patton Oswalt

        People believe his lies because it's a lot easier than seeing truth. Those who refuse to see truth will ALWAYS follow tyranny.https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1244512304781115392 …

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        Patton OswaltVerified account @pattonoswalt
        How. In the fuck. Can ANYONE. Aside from a sociopath or a heartless asshole. Support. Trump. HOW? https://twitter.com/danagould/status/1244503974998192128 …
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      2. Laura Apollo‏ @lauraapollo 29 Mar 2020
        Replying to @skolanach @pattonoswalt

        Despicable POSPOTUS Reuters: TRUMP SAYS IF UNITED STATES CAN HOLD DOWN CORONAVIRUS DEATHS TO 100,000 TO 200,000 DEATHS FROM POSSIBLE 2.2 MLN DEATHS THAT WOULD MEAN WE HAD DONE A "VERY GOOD JOB"

        1 reply 4 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Dr Mantis Toboggan MD.‏ @Fred_Jackson__ 29 Mar 2020
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      1. Ankur‏ @AnkurArts 29 Mar 2020
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        People are waiting for rapture and the second coming. That’s one of the reasons I was given. 🤦‍♂️

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      2. sarahharbin‏ @sarahharbin 29 Mar 2020
        Replying to @AnkurArts @pattonoswalt

        This is a true thought process. I'm from a family like this. Pretty sure my grandpa thinks Trump is the Antichrist, but this is 'good,' because when things get really terrible, is when Jesus comes back and then the rapture, and then he'll be reunited with my grandma.

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