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In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman, GASLIT, I LOVE MY DAD, new tour, album & special. Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 5 Feb 2019

    Congrats to @SpeakerPelosi for inventing the “fuck you” clap. #sotupic.twitter.com/eueoUf9IBT

    7:12 pm - 5 Feb 2019
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    • Joshua Chen Meinolf Holland Brett Anderson Robert Castle Okema Kemee Lavicia Sandlin GG Nameless Individual Kenny Brad Laura P. Reyes Krablegg ❤️ No Lists! 🙏🏽
    4,104 replies . 40,025 retweets 202,520 likes
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      1. Maury Rubin‏ @MauryRubin 5 Feb 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @SpeakerPelosi

        She’s doing baby shark

        21 replies . 8 retweets 504 likes
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      1. CrankyBear‏ @iwebster 5 Feb 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @SpeakerPelosi

        I'm sure Trump is used to getting the clap.

        50 replies . 41 retweets 1,379 likes
      2. Nej00b‏ @B00jen 5 Feb 2019
        Replying to @iwebster @pattonoswalt @SpeakerPelosi

        Literally just made me 👇pic.twitter.com/sst2pw1AAM

        3 replies . 8 retweets 201 likes
        3. End of conversation
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      1. kelli caplinger  👱🏻‍♀️‏ @kelli__green 5 Feb 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        pic.twitter.com/vO2ZtitQqs

        5 replies . 26 retweets 596 likes
      2. Dani 💗‏ @Danitiss 5 Feb 2019
        Replying to @kelli__green @pattonoswalt @SpeakerPelosi

        I snorted. It wasn’t pretty. But thank you!

        1 reply . 1 retweet 80 likes
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      1. Art Or Not Art‏ @ArtDecider 5 Feb 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @SpeakerPelosi

        Art.

        5 replies . 21 retweets 1,026 likes
      2. Denise Benny, Artist‏ @t_humper90 6 Feb 2019
        Replying to @ArtDecider @pattonoswalt @SpeakerPelosi

        Not just art, fine art.

        0 replies . 1 retweet 11 likes
        3. End of conversation
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      1. Two Flusher‏ @Tootsleeve 5 Feb 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

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        9 replies . 33 retweets 837 likes
      2. Bas' Clark‏ @BasKC 6 Feb 2019
        Replying to @Tootsleeve @pattonoswalt @SpeakerPelosi

        I love you for posting this!😂🤣😂🤣😂

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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