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In 2022: @Netflix_Sandman, GASLIT, I LOVE MY DAD, new tour, album & special. Podcast DID YOU GET MY TEXT? (link below). I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt

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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt 3 Jan 2019

    Video is about to surface of @AOC filling in for @kathleenhanna at a Bikini Kill show, plus some damning footage of her hanging one-armed off a helicopter and plucking a koala bear from a forest fire. She’s preparing her resignation as I write this.

    11:53 AM - 3 Jan 2019
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      2. Mateo De La Noche‏ @mattaknox 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC @kathleenhanna

        Also hearing the vid of her smoking a blunt with Willie Nelson will be up soon. Nail meet coffin.

        2 replies 2 retweets 37 likes
      3. 𝕬𝖑𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖓𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖆𝖓𝖊  🌈 🌟 ♿️ 🌊 ➕‏ @aeirould 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @mattaknox @pattonoswalt and

        Wasn’t @BetoORourke rolling them up?

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. katefate‏ @katefate 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC @kathleenhanna

        Can the nation withstand this

        1 reply 1 retweet 14 likes
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      1. Rollo Dimes‏ @RolloDimes 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC @kathleenhanna

        She has to drop out of the presidential race now.

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      2. Andy L‏ @ALauwasser 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC @kathleenhanna

        Remember when they tried to smear Beto for skateboarding and being in a punk band? Like you're only allowed to be in government if you fucking suck?

        9 replies 9 retweets 182 likes
      3. Ornery on Main‏ @whatsEJstandfor 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @ALauwasser @pattonoswalt and

        That's how the president picks his cabinet

        1 reply 2 retweets 35 likes
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      1. Snarking Geoffefe‏ @EnterTheSwett 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC @kathleenhanna

        Remember that man who saved the rabbit during the Dec. 2017 fires? I heard it was actually @AOC in disguise.

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      2. Christian Meador‏ @TheWorldisRoo 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC @kathleenhanna

        Ah, yes, the dancing video. John Lithgow warned us this could happen. Lack of Christ in schools can lead to DANCING!

        2 replies 6 retweets 118 likes
      3. eliazar‏ @eliazar 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @TheWorldisRoo @pattonoswalt and

        Luckily we had the galaxy's greatest hero Kevin Bacon on hand to show us otherwise. </peter quill> </star-lord>

        1 reply 2 retweets 48 likes
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      1. Thomas Canoe‏ @ThomasCanoe 3 Jan 2019
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC @kathleenhanna

        My sources say the death penalty, for the Harlem Shake, being considered for @AOC. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

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