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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt Jan 3

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted

    Well, @AOC is officially done. She’ll never recover from the world seeing her... (watches video) ...dancing adorably and having fun with her friends in high school? https://twitter.com/anonymousq1776/status/1080594276831047680 …

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    11:47 am - 3 Jan 2019
    • 5,135 Retweets
    • 50,851 Likes
    • manno BJ Walters Kendi Ethier 🧘🏻‍♀️ Michael D'Angelo Orsi Foldi Erwan Lescop Stephanie Thibodeau Marianna Palka Rissa
    1,738 replies . 5,135 retweets 50,851 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. W. Earl Brown‏Verified account @WEarlBrown Jan 3
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC

        Big deal. Here’s a video of Mitch McConnell doing the Electric Slide.pic.twitter.com/4kjFNmRDuo

        35 replies . 173 retweets 1,796 likes
      3. Matt McCoy‏ @GOminiFab Jan 3
        Replying to @WEarlBrown @pattonoswalt @AOC

        Can’t be McConnell. That turtle is a likable creature.

        7 replies . 4 retweets 450 likes
      4. Tom Chorlton‏ @woozlindemon Jan 3
        Replying to @GOminiFab @WEarlBrown and

        Oh its true! What a cute lil fella!

        1 reply . 2 retweets 69 likes
      5. Matt McCoy‏ @GOminiFab Jan 3
        Replying to @woozlindemon @WEarlBrown and

        I really want him to make it.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 80 likes
      6. ¡Sue Madre!‏ @Enceladust Jan 3
        Replying to @GOminiFab @woozlindemon and

        I’ve been watching for an hour, and he hasn’t made a lot of progress

        3 replies . 1 retweet 114 likes
      7. Tom Chorlton‏ @woozlindemon Jan 3
        Replying to @Enceladust @GOminiFab and

        I believe in him!pic.twitter.com/1LnINg2VfT

        2 replies . 1 retweet 82 likes
      8. 1 more reply
      1. New conversation
      2. Allison Pregler  📼‏ @Obscurus_Lupa Jan 3
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @ComerCodex @AOC

        Every time they try to “take her down” she just gets cooler

        20 replies . 15 retweets 713 likes
      3. Auld Lang Will Ackerman‏ @dc20willsave Jan 3
        Replying to @Obscurus_Lupa @pattonoswalt and

        What's next? Revealing she secretly has the high score on an arcade cabinet of Ms. Pac-man in her home neighborhood?

        5 replies . 20 retweets 694 likes
      4. Alucarp.*‏ @synthpopisback Jan 3
        Replying to @dc20willsave @Obscurus_Lupa and

        Oh please yes. I didn't think she could get much cooler but this would do it.

        2 replies . 2 retweets 105 likes
      5. Widgett Walls‏ @Widgett Jan 3
        Replying to @synthpopisback @dc20willsave and

        Them: “We’ve gotten the document that proves @AOC is heavily involved in a Super PAC!” Us: “Umm...”pic.twitter.com/FJypBiuEH0

        1 reply . 3 retweets 165 likes
      6. 1 more reply
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      2. Acting the Fulemin‏ @ATFulemin Jan 3
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC

        why do they keep trying to attack her by making her seem cool

        12 replies . 5 retweets 572 likes
      3. Darren Spurrill‏ @realviking32 Jan 3
        Replying to @ATFulemin @pattonoswalt @AOC

        Because conservatives haven’t updated themselves on what’s cool since 1955

        4 replies . 3 retweets 129 likes
      4. Michał Dominiak‏ @Guriwesu Jan 3
        Replying to @realviking32 @ATFulemin and

        I think you're off by about a century though.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 70 likes
      5. Darren Spurrill‏ @realviking32 Jan 3
        Replying to @Guriwesu @ATFulemin and

        You may be right lol

        1 reply . 1 retweet 24 likes
      6. Reuben "Vote ffs" McCallum‏ @ReubenMcCallum Jan 3
        Replying to @realviking32 @Guriwesu and

        pic.twitter.com/zacCMc2Waj

        0 replies . 1 retweet 18 likes
      7. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Jesus Christ‏ @SonOfGodAndMan Jan 3
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @AOC

        That moment of self-realizationpic.twitter.com/ZLrNu9KEyk

        18 replies . 93 retweets 1,551 likes
      3. LolaLou‏ @LolaLouLL Jan 3
        Replying to @SonOfGodAndMan @pattonoswalt @AOC

        "Really?" has about 9 ❤️ now, and 2/3rd of them are bots or advertisers.

        4 replies . 1 retweet 229 likes
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