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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt Jul 20

    Patton Oswalt Retweeted Shawn Madden

    This is one of the LESS disgusting tweets from Mike Cernovich, the dude who, after running a Gamergate-style smear campaign, just got James Gunn fired from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3. Okay have a good weekend.https://twitter.com/shawnxmadden/status/1020401245578702848 …

    Patton Oswalt added,

    Shawn Madden @shawnxmadden
    So, since we're talking about this James Gunn situation. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the totally morally righteous Mike Cernovich: pic.twitter.com/1PDgne2N9n
    1:30 PM - 20 Jul 2018
    • 9,842 Retweets
    • 29,688 Likes
    • KEN HAZLETT Greg Cathy Jo CorsoPlank An-Havva Constable Quinn (relevant cultural thing) Miller NASCARchaeologist🏁🇺🇸 David Waldeck Ben Michael
    2,847 replies 9,842 retweets 29,688 likes
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      2. Stephanie Costello‏ @Stello_Official Jul 20
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Is this your tweet? 🤔pic.twitter.com/haMgOhirPf

        165 replies 636 retweets 975 likes
      3. Mad Hatter‏ @madhatter_90 Jul 20
        Replying to @Stello_Official @pattonoswalt

        Add another one to the fire.pic.twitter.com/JeNF7mZKQU

        9 replies 33 retweets 69 likes
      4. Tristan Hart‏ @TristanHart9 Jul 21
        Replying to @madhatter_90 @Stello_Official @pattonoswalt

        Someone already pointed out this was from a series of tweets that were supposed to sound bad alone, but if viewed with its partner tweet brought the full message. it was a game, and a joke, and sharing it out of context to try and equalize everyone is really irresponsible

        21 replies 4 retweets 154 likes
      5. Stephanie Costello‏ @Stello_Official Jul 21
        Replying to @TristanHart9 @madhatter_90 @pattonoswalt

        Nice try but he’s not getting a free pass and anyone defending these types of tweets are just as bad.pic.twitter.com/bvlVQQJP63

        12 replies 8 retweets 24 likes
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      2. Stephen Tustin‏ @stustin Jul 20
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Agreed, but sadly there is nothing funny to be found in pedophelia whether it’s about the victims or the perpatrators. Nothing. As a comic, or provocateur, why go there? Asking.

        26 replies 5 retweets 236 likes
      3. Meredith Salenger‏Verified account @MeredthSalenger Jul 20
        Replying to @stustin @pattonoswalt

        True

        4 replies 0 retweets 61 likes
      4. Annika‏ @Phrejah Jul 20
        Replying to @MeredthSalenger @stustin @pattonoswalt

        It's a truly disgusting thing to crack jokes about. Hurtful. Gunn of today, seems to think so too. If admitting, apologizing and not repeating mistakes are not enough, what is? Do we just give up on people after an arbitrary age? I prefer people turning kind than staying mean.

        18 replies 6 retweets 237 likes
      5. Stephen Tustin‏ @stustin Jul 20
        Replying to @Phrejah @MeredthSalenger @pattonoswalt

        A great question. What is the road back? What is enough, in terms of making amends? I do believe that we have an obligation, as humans, to help, and not spurn, someone looking to make amends, someone looking to change. Abandonment is the path to ruin for the person and society.

        8 replies 4 retweets 84 likes
      6. Annika‏ @Phrejah Jul 20
        Replying to @stustin @MeredthSalenger @pattonoswalt

        Are people becoming jaded by insincere apologies that are followed by yet another horrible deed maybe? It seems to happen a lot, people using "Sorry!" as a moral reset button without actually changing their ways. I feel like this is not one of those times, it's been years now.

        7 replies 2 retweets 60 likes
      7. Alexis Johnson‏ @AlexisJ07061830 Jul 21
        Replying to @Phrejah @stustin and

        plus as a mom I don't care if it's been 10 years or 20 years. I would not want him around my children. To write that and leave it up...he could have deleted his account and restarted or deleted the posts but he didn't. Plus he was fired by Disney which guess what promotes to

        12 replies 1 retweet 68 likes
      8. Annika‏ @Phrejah Jul 21
        Replying to @AlexisJ07061830 @stustin and

        Your problem with this situation is that he didn't cover it up sufficiently? You'd believe his sincerity of not believing in the things he wrote if he lied about them happen instead of owning up and apologizing for the them? Years ago. Your feelings are valid. But I disagree.

        4 replies 2 retweets 81 likes
      9. Alexis Johnson‏ @AlexisJ07061830 Jul 21
        Replying to @Phrejah @stustin and

        with messages like that. So yah I don't think he was truly sincere.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      2. 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭‏ @chadjustin98 Jul 20
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        If everyone's conversations from the past were made PUBLIC tomorrow, nobody would have a job to go back to on Monday. You'd literally run out of podiums to put in front of people.

        43 replies 11 retweets 192 likes
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      2. rick‏ @rickburin Jul 20
        Replying to @pattonoswalt @antovolk

        Also, Gunn’s tweets were (unfunny, tasteless) jokes, not his actual fucking opinion.

        66 replies 11 retweets 450 likes
      3. loveroses‏ @Yvespiaget6817 Jul 20
        Replying to @rickburin @pattonoswalt @antovolk

        BS They’re not jokes.

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
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