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    Patton Oswalt‏Verified account @pattonoswalt May 29

    Man, was the Third Reich “racially charged” or what? Amirite?

    9:16 AM - 29 May 2018
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      2. Prune Tracy‏ @IgnitionJReilly May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Nah, just some good old fashioned economic anxiety

        2 replies 4 retweets 134 likes
      3. Corrosive Rabbit‏ @CorrosiveRabbit May 29
        Replying to @IgnitionJReilly @pattonoswalt

        I came to say this and was too slow. I salute you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Prune Tracy‏ @IgnitionJReilly May 29
        Replying to @CorrosiveRabbit @pattonoswalt

        The key is to give up on the pretense of getting any work done so you can be ready to pounce at any moment when you see your opportunity to reply to a choice tweet

        0 replies 1 retweet 52 likes
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      2. Xanax! At The Disco‏ @grack2bxact May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Amiwhite?

        1 reply 0 retweets 72 likes
      3. Drunken Observer‏ @bkjolhaug May 29
        Replying to @grack2bxact @pattonoswalt

        Amireich?

        1 reply 1 retweet 48 likes
      4. Xanax! At The Disco‏ @grack2bxact May 29
        Replying to @bkjolhaug @pattonoswalt

        AHA! GOLD.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Paul Watson‏ @paul_h_watson May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        To be fair, there were very fine people on both sides.

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      1. Jeff Ralston‏ @JeffR914 May 29
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        They also told "demonstrable falsehoods."

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      1. DrDerp‏ @DrMcDerpling May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Heil-arious

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      1. Earl Jenkins‏ @EarlPlaycast May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Remember, its Fuhrer own good

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      2. Mangy Jay‏ @magi_jay May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        stop trying to make everything about race.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Mangy Jay‏ @magi_jay May 29
        Replying to @magi_jay @pattonoswalt

        (J/K): b/c, unfortunately, people might actually say this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. W.H. Matlack‏ @WillMatlack May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Want to know how slowly it happened? Read "In the Garden of Beasts" by Erik Larson.pic.twitter.com/buekC1mnr0

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      2. Nekrobomb Jones‏ @TracingLimelite May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        I seriously doubt a leader of a country could be so insensitive and hateful. Why would people vote for him?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Jon_Davis‏ @JDAvatar May 29
        Replying to @TracingLimelite @pattonoswalt

        Because they are insensitive and hateful themselves and voted for someone who 'tells it like it is'?

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Nekrobomb Jones‏ @TracingLimelite May 29
        Replying to @JDAvatar @pattonoswalt

        Well ... yeah .. that's the joke.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Kris M. Wernowsky‏Verified account @kriswernowsky May 29
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        You're "misspeaking" your "half-truths."

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      1. Pam Kemp‏ @kemppam May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        My late uncle was one of the first liberators of Dachau at the tender age of 19; a rabbi died in his arms. Now imagine hearing the Holocaust deniers? He became a catholic priest and earned the nickname Father Rambo after punching a guy saying the Holocaust was fake.

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      1. Big Boy Shit‏ @realbigboyshit1 May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        I think you'll find Hitler 'Made Germany Great Again' Here's a picture of that.pic.twitter.com/yktrZztlps

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      2. Paul Newton‏ @KneelBeforePaul May 29
        Replying to @pattonoswalt

        Why does everyone talk about the racism and genocide conducted by the third Reich while their keen fashion sense is clearly what matters.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. : Brendan O'Malley :‏ @brendanomalley5 May 29
        Replying to @KneelBeforePaul @pattonoswalt

        Their marketing and promotions were spot on as well.

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