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"There's no ever-after/There's only in-between." Juliana Hatfield, "Hotels" See you guys in September. Hold tight.pic.twitter.com/PGG2fMNjsW
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Once again,
@pattonoswalt nails it. This is great! ---> You Gotta Fight for Your Right to F%@k Up http://www.playboy.com/articles/your-right-patton-oswalt …#sfw via@playboy -
No Alice. It does not!https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/749026626063593472 …
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Alice is so excited that LOST IN AMERICA is on
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SUNDAY GRATITUDE LIST: I know what day it is
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You've NEVER seen it? I'm so jealous. You get to watch it for the 1st time.
@OfficialJLD destroys all.https://twitter.com/effface/status/737343293718138880 … -
I would watch a
@VeepHBO spinoff of just@mrmattwalsh's character trying (and failing) to use various Groupons. -
#VEEP: Jonah Ryan's TV ads hit the web — watch http://thr.cm/8T9yTd pic.twitter.com/V4UfJ0uzyq
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Oh wow. THANK YOU. Down the wormhole I go...https://twitter.com/kimberlyconlon/status/737177034015838208 …
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I've now watched it 15 times. Not exaggerating. Frame by frame. It is perfect, self-satisfied shittiness.
#Emmyhttps://twitter.com/timothycsimons/status/737171523002236929 …
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"You Pepperidge Farm ad mothefuckers!" Watching
@timothycsimons rage is scarily gorgeous. Thank you,@VeepHBO. -
Jonah's campaign ad was so hilariously awful they ran it IN FULL after tonight's
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Jonah Ryan's campaign ad on tonight's
@VeepHBO. Holy. Shit. The chasing the child shot. Oh my God. I love you@timothycsimons. -
This is the signal, right? I'm supposed to take out the perimeter guards? Please acknowledge.https://twitter.com/smashie1/status/737159362938966016 …
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"Your lettuce crop is so late the restaurants you provide to serve salad for dessert!"pic.twitter.com/JnMyjOKKIg
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"Don't BernieBroBlockBot Me, Baby..." -- Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds
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When in NYC, visit Jerry Lewis' Bagel Maven Deli, a flavor haven when you're craving the savor and the onions so nice and the hoi ding.
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@pattonoswalt ... fucking thank you Patton because an hour ago I never felt like I'd ever laugh again. Laughing now.

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@pattonoswalt " I began to gently shit my pants" today was a really awful mental health day but finally watching your new special and...
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