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@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

Los Angeles
Inscrit en mai 2010

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  1. We're on the EVE of Destruction, not the STEVE of Destruction.

  2. "I mean, I LIKE but the plotting in this episode is ridiculous" (Sees video at end) "Holy shit that actually happened."

  3. Announcing my new Original Series BELIEVER. Think but with faith instead of food! Coming this Spring! Please RT!

  4. Hilarious, cringe-y, all-new DEAD POETS SOCIETY-ish tonight!

  5. to have the feet of a ballerina and of the skills.

  6. "So, it's about two muskrats fucking and dancing, and then Daryl fucks around on his synth? (does huge rail of coke) Let's do it."

  7. "Her dirty petticoat quite escaped my notice." I'm eight chapters into PRIDE AND PREJUDICE and shit is HEATING UP.

  8. Imagine sitting thru the thousand hours of third-tier conservative blonde Megyn wannabes about to audition for Megyn Kelly's job ...

  9. It's infuriating. Oops, gotta go -- the Vader scene's about to happen. 3rd time seeing ROGUE ONE!!!

  10. Trump sets agenda every morning with exaggerated/false/destabilizing Tweets, and then we all write about them, letting him own the day. Why?

  11. Manson medical news: His spleen ain't keen to your machine scene and all of us are puppets in a broken theater. (Manson's words, verbatim)

  12. That serial killer's basement spruced up nicely!

  13. Charles Manson's just trying to get out of playing the inauguration.

  14. You ever cum so hard that your mom hangs up on you?

  15. When I fart in yoga class the other students KNOW to keep their mouths shut. They apologize to ME and then chant louder.

  16. Just did my first yoga class of 2017. And I won. Totally crushed it. Humiliation all around. That's what yoga's about.

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