Patton OswaltVerified account

@pattonoswalt

Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

Los Angeles
Joined May 2010

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  1. Oy! What a mitzvah!

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    “As much as I fight with social justice warriors,I’m glad that they’re there": on comedy's PC debate

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    Thank you for your sacrifice.

  4. Really want to listen to The Vapors' biggest hit song but it's Pearl Harbor Day so oh well.

  5. This is everything. Jon Glaser has a new show on tonight. EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH IT. I can't wait!

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  6. Day 6 My fickle friend, the Isle of Jura 21 year-old:

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    Can’t wait to see as TV’s Son of TV’s Frank!

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    i made a diaper out of the new york times and i wore it to star bucks and made them call me merry christmas. oh yeah, and i have agun

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    listened to 4 of your shows, heard you fall in love, expecting, be a father. It was a nice progression, thanks for that.

  10. Day 5 Michel Couvreur Overaged Malt

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    He literally shot holes in it because he figuratively couldn't.

  12. like how mass shooters "rebut" people they don't like but you did it with a paper lol you're cool & not scary

  13. HA HA HA! If THIS doesn't motivate me to get in shape (get below "molester weight"?) I give up.

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    It's official!

  15. Day 4 Glenfiddich "Gran Reserve."

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  16. When I read "Harrison Ford dropped a huge spoiler" I just assumed he had lunch at . HILARIOUS TWEETS LIKE THIS 24/7 FOLLOW ME.

  17. Look, I know what the hashtag is for and I'm VERY excited but can we all agree it sounds INSANELY SINISTER?

  18. "It's up to you now, kid."

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  19. Death must have been pissing its pants went it came for Robert Loggia.

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    . on the PC Police and Why Comedy Is 'Pretty Fucking Essential'

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