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  1. il y a 28 minutes

    I disagree. and I talk face to face constantly. (Right, sweetie? You can answer me in a DM).

    En réponse à @DalalDweik
    My favorite couple and are a great example of this
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  2. il y a 20 heures

    Yay Kennedy! She's gonna love it. Just DM'd you. Need an update.

    Kennedy is very much looking forward to the new Teen Titans Go movie!
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  3. il y a 22 heures

    GO SEE IT. As chaotically fun as DEADPOOL, as whip-smart as the LEGO MOVIE.

    En réponse à @pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger @TeenTitansMovie
    Omg. We love . Awesome !
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  4. il y a 23 heures

    Your mom sounds way cool! Thank you!

    Introduced my Mom to awesome stand up comedy by , show after show ending with hilarious Yep! Got my 70 y/o Mom to do my fave pastime, Binge watch stand up, laughed til we cried or peed our pants! Thanks Patton!💜 You Rock! 🤘😂🤘
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  5. a retweeté
    22 juil.

    Such a fun movie! —- bought some Beast Boy shoes! 💚(Watch for our little cameos as The Atom & Supergirl)

    was superb. Deep pulls from the roster, fast-paced, meta jokes everywhere, heart and snark and some VERY weird, brilliant visual nods. Alice was laughing her head off.
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  6. 22 juil.

    was superb. Deep pulls from the roster, fast-paced, meta jokes everywhere, heart and snark and some VERY weird, brilliant visual nods. Alice was laughing her head off.

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  7. 22 juil.

    Selfie at the premiere! Boo-yah! – à TCL Chinese Theatre

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  8. 22 juil.

    I mean, destroyed and he’s not gonna be opening for ANYONE for very much longer. He’s that good. My all-new fave.

    Last night, when was talking to an audience member, cross-fit came up. So Patton called the comedian who opened for him, Orlando Leyba , back out to do a CrossFit bit. I’ve never seen a headliner do that. Very cool. And go check Orlando out. He was great!
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  9. 22 juil.

    Thank you ! Thank you ! Thank you India! Thank you frailty! (Thank you for the terrific pic!)

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  10. a retweeté
    22 juil.

    Now that has let the rat out of the bag, I should clarify: the full working title is “2Rat 2 Touille: The ReHeatening”.

    Just spoke to . The working title is 2Rat 2Touille. So no worries.
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  11. 22 juil.

    SPARTANS!

    Last night a bunch of Broad Run HS dorks went to see another Broad Run HS dork do his thing at . Congrats, . We’re proud of you!
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  12. 22 juil.

    Just spoke to . The working title is 2Rat 2Touille. So no worries.

    En réponse à @KrangTNelson @JordanUhl @pattonoswalt
    the idea that a sequel would not be called Rata2ie is enough for me to never watch a movie again
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  13. a retweeté
    22 juil.

    Our greatest food writer, and a personal hero, friend and inspiration, has passed way too soon. He always highlighted the good. He made Los Angeles and the world better. Rest In Peace Jonathan. ♥️

    39 réponses 202 Retweets 1 314 j'aime
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  14. a retweeté
    22 juil.

    Excited to get home to my muppet! After a few days in DC with for his shows at The Kennedy Center... FaceTime just won’t do anymore! I need to kiss her nose!!!! 💖

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  15. a retweeté
    22 juil.

    My seat gave me the perfect angle to see waiting to give a hug when he finished his show. A nice warm loving feeling to leave the with. Thank you for a great night. (picture before show)

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  16. 22 juil.

    What?!? Your uncle was a GOD

    . Was at your 9:30 show w/my brother. Our uncle wrote the Fair Oaks Dodge jingle!! We were thrilled that you sang it from the stage @ the Kennedy Center, so it could finally take its place amongst the other great musical compositions that have been performed there.
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  17. 22 juil.

    I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE TRUCK, WOMAN.

    Great show ! don’t think we didn’t notice your shadow offstage watching your husband the entire show :)
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  18. 22 juil.

    INCEPTION

    Tonight I got to watch talk about (among other things) hiking and death, after I spent the morning hiking and talking about death. Life has a beautiful symmetry to it sometimes.
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  19. a retweeté
    22 juil.

    Wait is this really happening? 's amazing out-of-context tweet experiment from five years ago is......being taken out of context?

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  20. 22 juil.

    See you backstage!

    Watching make us laugh our asses off at the Kennedy Center.
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