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(barely registering surprise): whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahttps://twitter.com/smartassjen/status/842242033351761922 …
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Patton Oswalt Retweeted
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"It's literally the least I can do." -- Donald Trump, on his rallies
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Patton Oswalt Retweeted
wait so
@SteveKingIA wants everyone to look like a withered troll anus?
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it's so inspiring that a child has to sift through garbage because of the 6 figure debt he needs to take on to get a job in 15 yearshttps://twitter.com/cnn/status/840044796735557632 …
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i'm stand-upping with
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Yeah, what does Hawaii know about being attacked, anywayhttps://twitter.com/fiverights/status/842173618490609665 …
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Tonight's
@TheGoldbergsABC is all about Doogie Howser and SERIOUSLY mis-guided dreams. Enjoy. -
Patton Oswalt Retweeted
best part about The Bachelor is it gives single guys like me great ideas for romantic spots to take a woman and tell her I love someone else
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I've never watched Trump speak without seeing 2 people behind him who look like they've been banned from an Applebeespic.twitter.com/9sfqPuxkbt
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Oh my God. Are you in your kitchen? Calling you on your microwave right now!https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/842085241795796996 …
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Oh WOW. Those tickets are perfectly creepy! Nice...https://twitter.com/nick_offerman/status/842076705061650433 …
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It happened to Barbara Stanwyck!https://twitter.com/rogerjstonejr/status/842075498352128010 …
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Acclaimed Brazilian writer Clarice Lispector. Or a mermaid. Not sure yet.https://twitter.com/georgetroester/status/841747443897122816 …
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Patton Oswalt Retweeted
Maybe if Snoop called Ted Cruz’s wife ugly and his father a killer, Ted wouldn’t be so upset with him. Might even invite him to dinner.
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Or if a sitting President had spearheaded a racist "birther" campaign against President Obama? Impeachment!https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/841967881516679168 …
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Want to see the rest of Trump's returns? Join us at the tax march and support it here today: https://www.crowdrise.com/donate/project/taxmarch2017/tax-march …https://twitter.com/taxmarch/status/841821778158727168 …
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You should release ALL his taxes and totally p0wn her!https://twitter.com/donaldjtrumpjr/status/841833345604583424 …
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