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Man o man was the
@bluenotehawaii a blast tonight! I had so much fun and my opener@James_Mane is an instant favorite! See you on the mainland soon, James?Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Please don't dance and cuss. It sets a bad example for the babies in our concentration camps.
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Damn “
@TheRock: Beyonce for boys”-@RonFunches#GiggleFitThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Awww here comes the heart talking about my son. He changed my life. Autism actually changed our life for the better and that’s so crazy.
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Think R Kelly is an outlier? Check out the replies to this thread.https://twitter.com/JulieDiCaro/status/1081375200275505153 …
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The Year in Comedy 2019 is starting out SO strong and also happy and goofy.
@RonFunches has a new special tonight!pic.twitter.com/30O7LSc7h5
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Alice made a new friend today. @ Kahala, Hawaii https://www.instagram.com/pattonoswalt/p/BsPB-rLnMu_/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=spco4yscldom …
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What better place to discuss what’s *really* cool than a 5:30am chat with hipster Steve Doocy on Grandpa’s Favorite Morning Show?https://twitter.com/tomilahren/status/1081146361448255489 …
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They always tell on themselves, don't they? Gabbo sees anti-hatred signs being put up in his neighbourhood, thinks they are about him, circulates thin-skinned letter and puts them in their mailboxeshttps://www.thedailybeast.com/gavin-mcinnes-writes-letters-to-neighbors-to-take-down-anti-hate-signs …
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Sliding into the 1st Friday night of the new year by listening to the last chapters of
@pattonoswalt’s 1st book (Lad and I listened to the other one + 6 of his albums on the
1k mi drive home to CA from ID) and a festive antiflu IV in my arm. Yay!
#oatmealpants#fridayfeelingpic.twitter.com/kZ3YwepCTj – At The Hydration Room
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Founder of the hate group Proud Boys whines in a 3 page letter to neighbors about about lawn signs that say “Hate Has No Home Here.” On his podcast last week he took a less conciliatory tone: “If you have that sign on your lawn, you’re a fucking retard.”https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/proud-boys-gavin-mcinnes-neighbors_us_5c2f843ae4b0e755f65c38bc …
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gavin mcinnes will be inescapably self-owned for the rest of his life by having dramatically overcommitted to a bit, and nothing on this blistering planet brings me more joy than knowing that
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If you take yard signs that say "Hate has no home here" dotting the lawns of your neighbors as an obvious implicit attack on your character, maybe consider looking inward.https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/proud-boys-gavin-mcinnes-neighbors_us_5c2f843ae4b0e755f65c38bc?6mm …
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This letter is the funniest thing I've read in a whilehttps://www.thedailybeast.com/gavin-mcinnes-writes-letters-to-neighbors-to-take-down-anti-hate-signs …
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Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.
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Kids are in cages in the desert.https://twitter.com/gopchairwoman/status/1081204354173018112 …
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