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Mr. Oswalt is a former wedding deejay from Northern Virginia.

Los Angeles
Joined May 2010

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  1. I am "not" a "crook." --

  2. "The hobo on their helicopter to immortality." Such amazing writing and art in & 's A.D.: AFTER DEATH

  3. Steven Seagal WITH FEW EXCEPTIONS Available streaming August 2017

  4. Shit that panicked America: 70s: sharks 80s: nukes 90s: serial killers 00s: terrorism 10s: the US President 20s: man-ape Taylor speaking

  5. Head to the sanity cellar, Dorothy! The Pres'dent got a Tweet Storm brewing!

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    While Trump was lighting himself on fire on Twitter, Jeff Sessions did something reprehensible that will affect millions of lives forever

  7. Retweeted
    May 11

    Activation: searching for 10-mo-old child. Black Kia Optima VA Tag VAW 219. Call 911.

  8. Retweeted
    May 11

    is officially at 50 cities- +20 since Donald Trump fired James Comey. Find one or organize one!

  9. Retweeted
    May 11

    TRUMP: "James Comey is a showboat!" (sits in the oval office pathetically @ replying celebs while his presidency crumbles to the ground)

  10. Retweeted
    May 11
    Replying to

    Heinrich: Do people who are innocent of wrongdoing typically need to be reassured that they're not subject of probe? McCabe: "No, sir."

  11. Retweeted
    May 11

    1. Trump admits he fired Comey to try to impede the Russia investigation.

  12. Retweeted
    May 11

    soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowhat you're saying is

  13. Retweeted
    May 11

    Not even hiding it. He fired Comey because of Russia. Full goddamn stop.

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    May 11
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    May 11

    So Trump is now openly admitting that he fires Comey *because* of the Russia 🇷🇺 investigation? How is this not obstruction of justice?!

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    May 11

    folks who protested the removal of the jeff davis monument can take comfort in the fact that they engaged in his favorite activity: losing

  17. May 11

    It is IN MY CONTRACT that I get to narrate Season 5 like a Cockney whore & Season 6 like a Boston fisherman. IN. MY. CONTRACT.

  18. Retweeted
    May 11

    Holy shit watch this weasel lie on camera in front of the American people. And then try to distance himself from HIS OWN CAMPAIGN.

  19. May 11

    Watch this, everyone. 2 minutes long. HOW the fuck is Trump still president?

  20. Retweeted
    May 11

    The Proud Boys should hold a fundraiser for this guy

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