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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
In 2022: & I LOVE MY DAD 8/5, special & album in fall. comic series MINOR THREATS drops 8/24. I like making stuff. IG: pattonoswalt
Los Angelespattonoswalt.comJoined May 2010

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Just cleared your list! Thank you so much for your dedication to our youth❤️ Your students are lucky to have you!
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Replying to @hiitaylorblake
Oh my God thank you! I'm a prek teacher in NJ teaching 15 amazing kiddos! I hope Emmanuel is not against this education!! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls
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Finally!!! Now our own country can see it!!!
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ANYTHING FOR JACKSON is coming to @ShudderCanada on Aug 11th. A bereaved Satanist couple kidnap a pregnant woman so they can use an ancient spellbook to put their dead grandson's spirit into her unborn child but end up summoning more than they bargained for. #anythingforjackson
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Seriously, I'm one episode away from finishing, but so far, in every scene @pattonoswalt's Matthew pops up, I feel like he helps... That sounds underwhelming, but in all the craziness depicted, hearing a voice generally invested in helping is powerful.
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I'm not sure how the "Sandman get woke go broke" people can keep shouting into the void given how well it's doing, but I honestly don't think this is about reality for any of them. They see the world as they are, not as it is.
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Replying to @Ricksavesfilm @RobocopFacts and 2 others
It's doing gangbusters, silly troll. forbes.com/sites/paultass
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"Toby (11) is visually impaired due to Oculcutaneous Albinism. He is excited to go back to school but he needs specialized glasses and Medicaid denied coverage. A local church gave $200 but Mom still needs $440." Our average grant is about $125 but we we paid the balance.
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Based off facial expression and flouring, I know this chicken has touched the hem of Jesus’ robe.
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Hattie Marie McGary has been dreaming of opening a restaurant since she was a young girl. Now at 77 years old, she has set out to prove it is never too late to bring those dreams to life with her new soul food restaurant, Hattie Marie's Cafe. Read: bit.ly/3SiJOcy
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This conversation ROAMS and it’s a lot of fun! Tune in!
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Tomorrow on @inthebubblepod I don’t have Alex Jones or Josh Hawley on but I have @pattonoswalt talking about Alex Jones and Josh Hawley. You’re going to want to listen. Drops at 3am Eastern.
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Oh, uh — I DID sign an endorsement deal with , I assumed you’d be okay with it? “Odor protection you can CROW about!” We got to direct the spots, they’re SUPER goth-y.
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Nobody has any Sandman merchandise planned right now. But we are all hoping that's going to change soon. twitter.com/OfTheDirewolve…
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