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Los Angeles
Joined May 2010

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  1. Man o man was the a blast tonight! I had so much fun and my opener is an instant favorite! See you on the mainland soon, James?

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    Please don't dance and cuss. It sets a bad example for the babies in our concentration camps.

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    Damn “ : Beyonce for boys”-

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    Awww here comes the heart talking about my son. He changed my life. Autism actually changed our life for the better and that’s so crazy.

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    Think R Kelly is an outlier? Check out the replies to this thread.

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  8. The Year in Comedy 2019 is starting out SO strong and also happy and goofy. has a new special tonight!

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    What better place to discuss what’s *really* cool than a 5:30am chat with hipster Steve Doocy on Grandpa’s Favorite Morning Show?

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    They always tell on themselves, don't they? Gabbo sees anti-hatred signs being put up in his neighbourhood, thinks they are about him, circulates thin-skinned letter and puts them in their mailboxes

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    Sliding into the 1st Friday night of the new year by listening to the last chapters of ’s 1st book (Lad and I listened to the other one + 6 of his albums on the 🎄 1k mi drive home to CA from ID) and a festive antiflu IV in my arm. Yay! – At The Hydration Room

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    Founder of the hate group Proud Boys whines in a 3 page letter to neighbors about about lawn signs that say “Hate Has No Home Here.” On his podcast last week he took a less conciliatory tone: “If you have that sign on your lawn, you’re a fucking retard.”

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    gavin mcinnes will be inescapably self-owned for the rest of his life by having dramatically overcommitted to a bit, and nothing on this blistering planet brings me more joy than knowing that

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    If you take yard signs that say "Hate has no home here" dotting the lawns of your neighbors as an obvious implicit attack on your character, maybe consider looking inward.

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    Female politician: <exists, is serious> "Why is she so unlikeable?" Other female politician: <exists, is fun and outgoing> "How are we supposed to take her seriously?" You guys aren't slick.

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