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    29. sij

    My sketch group just released our first video. I wrote the words for it and said half of them. Please watch, like, subscribe, and/or etc.

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    3. velj

    I have a job interview in an hour and this video is really instructive. Watch it. Watch it whether or not you have a job interview because it's not gonna help you anyways.

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  3. 3. velj

    It's almost as if we filmed some of my tweets. Very almost. Darn near exactly what we did.

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    3. velj

    If you don’t already have HPV you will after watching my new music vid “HPV” from Self Esteem Party! Directed by Alison Rich, produced by Julianna LaRosa and starring all the hottest celebs in town!

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  5. 1. velj

    Thinking about last Thanksgiving when my friends and I all dressed up as each other then said what we were thankful for while in character which quickly devolved into a passive aggressive roast of everyone. A wonderful new tradition.

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    31. sij

    ⚡️ FLEDGLINGS WINNER ⚡️ Congratulations ! has chosen your tweet for recognition in this weekend’s contest for excellence in tweeting.

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    31. sij

    a fun game my girlfriend plays is saying she’ll eat literally anything for dinner and then i have to guess the one extremely specific thing she had in mind when she used the words “literally anything”

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  8. 31. sij

    THIEF: *smashes car window and jams screwdriver into ignition* CAR ALARM: Eh, he probably just forgot his keys. MOTORCYCLE: *rides down a street three blocks away* CAR ALARM: OH I DON'T FRIGGIN' THINK SO! NOT ON MY WATCH!!

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    31. sij

    This is the most relateable thing I've ever seen on Twitter.

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  10. 31. sij

    I have to be up early tomorrow for something important. Time to set an alarm for every 5 minutes after I'm supposed to get up and then let my anxiety keep me awake all night out of fear of somehow sleeping through all 36 of them.

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    30. sij

    hey . I’m on a flight leaving from JFK right now and my pilot just got on the intercom and said he’s refusing to fly this plane ?? he “likes the driving part the best” and is insistant on “driving” this plane all the way to LAX any help?

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    24. sij

    when people are like calm down it’s just a joke!! i just want u to know that 1. i am never calm and 2. your mom’s a joke

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  13. 30. sij

    "I really should of-" 'Should've.' "What?" It's 'should've.' "That's what I said." It really isn't. "Eh, should of, would of, could of." Son of a bitch. "Don't you mean 'son've a bitch'?" God damn it.

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  14. 30. sij

    That follower is me. I will either gain followers for my sketch group or lose all of my own. There is no in-between.

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    29. sij

    Hi Everyone! Today is  Day! For every retweet Bell will donate 5¢ to Canadian mental health initiatives. So feel free to hit that RT button and help raise some money for a very deserving cause. x

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  16. 28. sij
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    26. sij

    a fun game: i have a playlist i listen to on shuffle called "50/50" which is half current hit songs and half smash mouth. it's exciting because you never know if you're gonna get an absolute banger or if you're just gonna get drake instead

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    25. kol 2019.

    I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.

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    21. sij

    Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

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    18. sij

    I may or may not have watched this over 108496 times

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