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Pat Thornton
@patthornton
Brady on Acting Good also from Satisfaction, Match Game, Hotbox, Comedy Bar, Space Janitors, Rollertown. (He/Him)
34.166619,-118.397703favstar.fm/users/patthorn…Joined March 2008

Pat Thornton’s Tweets

Got some people to invest in a new cooler Twitter. If someone from Twitter could reach out and let me know how to make a Twitter that would be huge. Have a few grand to play with so this is no joke.
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The thing I don’t like about my house is that when I come downstairs naked you can clearly see me through the front window. Unfortunately there’s nothing that can be done about it.
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If you see someone out there tonight in the best mama-made Franklin the Turtle costume, that’s my kid. Give him two treats, will ya? Some go to me.
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What a beautiful fall day! The kinda day where you just want to Uber out to Mississauga for a work mandated PCR test.
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Every time I vote for mayor I have a strong urge to do a write in vote for Donald Duck. I think he’d be a hilarious mayor, he so funny when he’s stressed.
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