I'm just looking at all these people running around on dates and going to parties and hikes and plays, and it's like... don't these people have planets to take care of? Aren't they afraid their civilizations will collapse into barbarism while they're distracted?
Very few people consider themselves in care of a planet. What's really odd is that most who do, do it for an odd gag, which means they are often found doing other odd gags. Like, I signed up to have my body plastinized. Now that was a party.
