Going over wedding vows w/ Rabbi tonight I just keep thinking of crypto puns: "@britbenjamin, you're the genesis block of my life", "Friends, do you all vow to extend today's block so as to render this transaction immutable?" Reply w/ your best blockchain vow puns!
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"it's still the same marriage. I just forked to polygamy. He didn't"
Forking to polygamy? No thanks, I only trust one chain as my store of value.
