To have and to HODL, in high valuation or low, do you vow to hold true & never hard fork to a different relationship while you two shall live?
Going over wedding vows w/ Rabbi tonight I just keep thinking of crypto puns: "@britbenjamin, you're the genesis block of my life", "Friends, do you all vow to extend today's block so as to render this transaction immutable?" Reply w/ your best blockchain vow puns!
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"it's still the same marriage. I just forked to polygamy. He didn't"
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Forking to polygamy? No thanks, I only trust one chain as my store of value.
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Mazel tov! Make more Friedmans!
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Thanks, that's the plan! (Also, you're sounding just like my dad.)
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And after ~60 mins the Rabbi can go "6 confirmations having passed, you are now wed. May there be many more in the future."
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For richer or poorer, in crashes and wealth.
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