Most @britbenjamin thing ever said: "Can I order olives from China to home-cure them? They're only $65 per ton!" (Pause as I react to "ton") "...minimum order 28 tons."
It was so absurd, yet meant literally and totally in character. I laughed a lot and finally said "umm..no".
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I think we'd need to own at least one outbuilding before purchasing 61,000 lbs of olives, which I estimate would fill a cube approximately 10 feet per side. A bit much to fit in our living room...even at such a good price.
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Replying to @patrissimo
Don't forget packing efficiency, which with spherical objects (close approximation for olives) would be a minimum of 68%.
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Replying to @robbbbbb
Ok, make that 15 feet on a side. Our ceilings are not so vaulted.
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