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I got a haircut. It didn't suck.
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Seems like a solid statement - "Maciej Cegłowski in a statement to The Next Web, he said 'I am the greatest.'" --https://thenextweb.com/apps/2017/06/01/its-the-end-of-an-era-as-pinboard-buys-and-shutters-del-icio-us/ …
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Facebook Pages that just shit out reposted shit are absolutely impossible to get out of my newsfeed. Wanna delete but connect locked. Ugh.
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I wish
@realDonaldTrump would step up and step down. Though that might be too much physical activity for an orange.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Need to build a marketing site with blog, I've soured on ever using
@WordPress again - going to give@cnvs_io a try, just forked.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
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@Spotify is far and away the best algorithm on the internet. Well done. Every Monday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
LinkedIn has a beautiful product, too bad it's a cesspool and presents almost zero value to me.
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Stock market red wedding today.
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CHELSEA TAKES THE EPL TITLE!!!
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@Snapchat what a dumpster fire of a companyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
"It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in." - Lyndon Johnson
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What goes down must go up.
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"That was a fun 4 game series. It's a shame we didn't get a winner in game 3 though."
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I think I might be in love with
@Cody_Bellinger. My word. He's doing amazing.#Dodgers#baseballThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Had a doggie treat in my back pocket. Sat on it. Now I have doggie treat shake.
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The disappointment on all those Cubs fans with 2 outs, 2-2 count and up 2-0 in the Top 9. Gardner 3 run HR.
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