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@patrickrgaffney

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  1. Retweeted
    Aug 23

    If it brings me to my knees It's a bad revision

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    Aug 22

    This is what happens when meets

    Hard Knocks x The Office
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    Aug 15

    i read the output of 'git push' every day and it's just utter gibberish > Enumerating objects: 7, done. Seems like a good number > Counting objects: 100% (7/7), done. Well, yeah, it was 7 before > Delta compression using up to 8 threads. Now aren't you impressive

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    Aug 15

    I'm sorry but Fleetwood Mac look exactly like an old version of the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang and I don't know what to do with this information

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    Aug 7

    who called it NaN propagation instead of nanspreading

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    Jul 25

    you know the swear jar where you have to put in a dollar if you say a bad word? I need one for em-dashes

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    Jul 25

    Re-construction of vandalized Hollywood Walk Of Fame star is underway right outside my office window. Who SAYS he doesn’t create new jobs?

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    Jul 20

    when people hate your new album so you go back to your greatest hits

    The NFL National Anthem Debate is alive and well again - can’t believe it! Isn’t it in contract that players must stand at attention, hand on heart? The $40,000,000 Commissioner must now make a stand. First time kneeling, out for game. Second time kneeling, out for season/no pay!
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    Jul 5

    Everything on computers is slightly wrong all the time and I am mad about it.

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    Jun 29

    Due to my elite programming skills, I figured out how to shave off THIRTY SECONDS from my app's startup time. Here's some optimization tips: 1. Remove the sleep(30) call you added a month ago and forgot about

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    Jun 19

    There are 3 kinds of iOS app update release notes: - bugfix - Thanks for using our app! We regularly update to improve, etc - Yoiks! The bug squashing bunny came a hoppin’ through the bug prairie and stomped on some bugs! We fed him some carrots and called him a good boy

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    Jun 22

    who in hell called it an abridged bible and not reduced row eschaton form

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    Jun 20

    Fantastic “Timeline Of Earth” by !

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    Jun 4

    Looks like Microsoft bought GitHub for roughly $100 per repository.

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    Jun 3

    I hate being J.R.s teammate its awesome

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    May 24

    if james dunks on draymond one more this series draymond has to pay james's mortgage for six months that's the rule

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    May 16

    Roses are red, The skies are grey

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    May 16

    you should be able to foul anyone on the warriors whenever you want without penalty -- that's just facts is all

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    May 14

    Rockets 30, Warriors 29 after 1. KD with 13, Harden with 12. (The obligatory 'can you imagine them on the same team' goes here.)

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    Apr 22

    This is like a painting from the Renaissance.

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