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snack genius / staff writer for the blog / you can email me at patrick@deadspin.com

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Joined July 2010

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  1. Thought it was going to be a good week, but I walked out of the house with my pants on inside out.

  2. wow, folks, dwyane wade is up to something on twitter

  3. man can feel many emotions when holding a stuffed cow

  4. designate future system admins of america as a gang immediately

  5. it's all so arbitrary. people didn't complain about THIS super-team.

  6. It's and his beautiful daughter

  7. INDEPENDENTS DAY BITCH

  8. dog and ghost enjoying an hamburger day

  9. aww yeah / alright / take it easy baby / make a dog (make a dog wear a tie / he was / an American dog

  10. Folks, Durant...Warriors...Bay Area...the lizard sips the tea

  11. 'westbrook lakers' is a good twitter search

  12. Gonna rule when Russ goes scorched earth and nukes the warriors off the face of the planet

  13. tech bro dorks don't deserve this, man

  14. wow, durant to the kings...crazy

  15. also phil liggett not knowing anyone's names, that one's good too

  16. The peloton dissing voeckler & letting him cook out in doomed breakaways for too long b/c he's a weenie is the best Tour de France tradition

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