Patrick Brown

@PatrickRBrown

You ever get the feeling there's something going on that we don't know about?

SF Bay Area
Joined June 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Nov 2016

    When they come to take your author photo and you're ready.

  2. 4 hours ago

    Ratio of Warriors to non-Warriors-related clothing at my kid's school: 100000000:1.

  3. 7 hours ago
  4. Jun 7

    My grandfather, who felt that a foul should be called every time that anyone touched another player, would've approved of this 4th quarter.

  5. Jun 6

    On page 235 of 464 of Dark Money, by Jane Mayer: Imagine hating the government so much t...

  6. Jun 5

    On page 205 of 464 of Dark Money, by Jane Mayer

  7. Jun 1

    For those interested in the case study I was just referencing.

  8. Jun 1

    Lots of shoutouts to at this panel about All the Ugly and Wonderful Things.

  9. Jun 1

    Packed house for the & case-study at .

  10. Retweeted
    May 30

    Tiger Woods now looks like a guy who says, "People tell me I look just like Tiger Woods." and you're like, "I don't see it."

  11. May 30

    Woman No. 17 front and center at SFO! I didn't have time to hang around and handsell it. Maybe on the way back.

  12. Retweeted
    May 29
  13. May 28
    Replying to

    If this show is going to regurgitate every terrible cinematic trend of the last 30 years, then it needs to be a whole lot funnier.

  14. May 28

    I know everyone is all the time about Master of None but this episode with the various plot lines is fucking stupid.

  15. May 26

    Every week I go to the Goodreads book page to see when Don Winslow's The Force comes out & every week I'm bummed because it's June 20.

  16. May 26
    Replying to

    Ah, les mots justes.

  17. May 26

    I've been trying to describe the smell of our building's lobby, and I finally nailed it: Egg salad ocean diarrhea.

  18. May 24

    Me, eating this plum I just ate.

  19. Retweeted
    May 24

    A great way to unwind from this intense week is to come hear me interview about art, books, motherhood, dick pics, and California:

  20. May 23
    Replying to

    (2016 Gibson Ranch Grenache Gris Rose, for those interested)

  21. May 23

    I've found religion and it is this wine.

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