Patrick

@patrickhmason

Just another married gay man with a dog. He/him.

Edinburgh
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Joined August 2009
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  1. 1 hour ago

    I am listening to the original version of It’s A Sin, now, and forever.

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  2. Jan 20

    Has the other guy been arrested yet?

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  3. Retweeted
    Jan 19

    Well here we are again. Another day, exactly the same as the previous days, which will soon fade from memory because of the lack of features one might use to distinguish it. Frozen forever in this ceaseless winter of nothing. Good morning.

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  4. Jan 16

    This is the clickbait I live for on a Saturday night in 2021.

    When we intentionally mismeasured the ratio of rice to water, the Neuro Fuzzy was the only cooker able to adjust its cooking parameters enough to make rice that was not just edible, but delicious.
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  5. Jan 15

    We’ve already got two concurrent seasons of Drag Race and everyone is now obsessed with sea shanties.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jan 14

    The Telegraph cannot admit that the Prime Minister broke his promise on Northern Ireland in October 2019 to get an EU deal, then broke it again in December 2020 to get another, and what is happening is a direct consequence.

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  7. Jan 13

    We are only 13 days into 2021.

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  8. Jan 9

    A season of Drag Race, but it‘s just Olivia Lux smiling for fourteen episodes.

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  9. Jan 4

    Will this include how to use a can opener.

    In response to the PM’s announcement I will, over the coming week, on Facebook Live, be giving some simple advice to children about how to do some common household chores. I am not, to put it mildly, the man for the job but it has, finally, come to this. Good luck everyone
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  10. Jan 4

    Lockdown 1: gym equipment. Lockdown 2: fire pits. Lockdown 3:

    FOR SALE: 1m mirrorball, used on 1x event. Comes with flightcase and heavy duty motor. £700+vat
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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    As has announced a STAY AT HOME order, new restrictions will come into force in mainland Scotland from midnight tonight. We have updated our microsite to reflect the new rules and where LGBTI people can get help and support.

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  12. Jan 4

    dry january lol

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 4

    Full lockdown, enforced with booby-trapped ice pavements. What a masterstroke.

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  14. Jan 4

    Is she on The Masked Singer?

    Not around for a few days - keep up in this busy, busy week with and
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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    You know what? If you told me in 2019 that a pandemic was coming, and a selection of UK TV personalities & newspaper columnists would be deliberately obtuse contrarian arseholes about every public health measure - I bet we could all have predicted who with near-total accuracy.

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  16. 31 Dec 2020

    I watch Paris Is Burning every New Year’s Eve. Uplifting and devastating every time.

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  17. 25 Dec 2020

    Can I return it for £350m a week?

    Brexit: Boris Johnson says trade deal is his Christmas present for the country
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  18. 25 Dec 2020

    Me, a few minutes prior: “I’ll just have one Quality Street” Me, rn:

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  19. 25 Dec 2020

    Twitter still a dumpster fire but some of your are still lovely. Aria agrees. Merry Christmas.

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  20. 23 Dec 2020

    *sigh*

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