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    1. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 28 Aug 2015
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      How do you watch this evening's Palin/Trump interview(!) online or on your phone? Asking for a friend.

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    2. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 28 Aug 2015
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      Also, since it's 2015. cc @magicpic.twitter.com/RxydkoEinw

      6 replies 5 retweets 36 likes
    3. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 28 Aug 2015
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      Okay! @magic wins. Download KlowdTV and register on their site. (7 day trials available.) Then watch One America News. Starts in 15 mins!

      4 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
    4. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 28 Aug 2015
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      Best part?pic.twitter.com/82f2bUnPvk

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      Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 28 Aug 2015
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      Friday evening. Driving north into wilds of Northern California with @collision. Listening to freedom.pic.twitter.com/Pn7eksMPsb

      7:04 PM - 28 Aug 2015
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      • Abhijeeth Ganji *:・゚✧ Samantha  ✧・゚:* Turlough Brian Collins Keith Rabois Ryan Smith Romain Huet Paul Oswald STUPIDCHICKEN
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        2. Joelle Emerson‏ @joelle_emerson 28 Aug 2015
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          @patrickc @collision Good news! We don't need plans or programs - just a realization that life is a gift from God.

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        3. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 28 Aug 2015
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          @joelle_emerson @collision it's like a markov chain generated from republican word cloud

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        1. Stewart Butterfield‏Verified account @stewart 28 Aug 2015
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          @patrickc @collision Lucky!

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        1. Nelson Minar‏ @nelson 28 Aug 2015
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          @patrickc @collision stop in on me in Grass valley and say hello!

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        1. Mark Moriarty  🎙️ 🎧‏ @MbyM 28 Aug 2015
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          @patrickc @collision phew looked like Trump's backdrop was an Irish flag for a sec there. Happy weekend!

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        1. Eric W. Dolan  👋 🇨🇦‏ @ericwdolan 28 Aug 2015
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          @patrickc @collision linkkkkkk

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        1. Add me on Clubhouse‏ @ProfJeffJarviss 28 Aug 2015
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          @patrickc @collision $2.99 seems like a miserly contribution to #Trump2016

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