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    Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 25 Aug 2015
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    Donald Trump is like a SQL injection of the political system.

    8:27 PM - 25 Aug 2015
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      2. François-René Rideau‏ @fare 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc What does that tell you about the code quality of said political system?

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      3. François-René Rideau‏ @fare 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc That said, why expect great code quality from a virus? Wonderful how a pure parasite became a partial symbiont!

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      2. Maybe: Fred Benenson‏Verified account @fredbenenson 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc that's why they call him Donald "DROP TABLE sane_candidates;" Trump

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      3. The  🥑 Coffee  🥑 Grabber  🥑‏ @akm 25 Aug 2015
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        @fredbenenson Little Bobby Tables, that's what we call him @patrickc

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      2. zooko‏ @zooko 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc I'm doing an Unfollowing experiment. You're the latest tweep to join. FWIW I definitely look forward to following you again later.

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      3. zooko‏ @zooko 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc BTW, Trump is apparently the most skilled troll in the game, judging from how many of my tweeps he's tagged in my experiment.

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      1. isabella v‏ @isagirl_v 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc That would make the establishment parties crappy PHP code then?

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      1. Ben Matasar‏ @matasar 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc buffer overflow is also maybe apt

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      1. Giuliano Iacobelli‏ @Giuliano84 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc so something that just shouldn't happen in a healthy environment. :)

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      1. Drew Breunig‏ @dbreunig 25 Aug 2015
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        @patrickc Any wide appeal as a reaction against robotic politicians more than any of his specific platforms.

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