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    1. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 19 Feb 2014
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      OH @collision just now: "So I was listening to the NetSuite earnings call in bed last night." I don't even know what snarky comment to add.

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      Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 31 Dec 2014
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      I came to ask @collision about his New Years plans only to find him having already created his own party.pic.twitter.com/xebKWZx9b6

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        2. Nelson Minar‏ @nelson 31 Dec 2014
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          @patrickc @collision that Smalltalk-80 book is some serious cred. Could I lend y'all my copy of the Art of the Metaobject Protocol?

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        3. Patrick Collison‏Verified account @patrickc 31 Dec 2014
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          @nelson @collision :-)pic.twitter.com/aO7bnIuO5u

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        1. Ryan Petersen‏Verified account @typesfast 31 Dec 2014
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          @patrickc @collision get him a better chair for xmas

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        2. Avi Bryant‏ @avibryant 31 Dec 2014
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          @patrickc @collisionpic.twitter.com/o8qdltswnY

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        3. The  🥑 Coffee  🥑 Grabber  🥑‏ @akm 31 Dec 2014
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          @avibryant @patrickc @collision "No time to talk"

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        1. Lee Edwards  🏳️‍🌈 🦾‏ @terronk Dec 31
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          You should have gotten him a newer Smalltalk book for Christmas.

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        2. Andy Phillips‏ @uxandyphil 31 Dec 2014
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          @patrickc @collision those socks

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        3. John Collison‏ @collision 31 Dec 2014
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          @byandyphillips @patrickc looks like that particular pattern is off the shelves, but plenty more here: http://www.gilt.com/brand/happy-socks …

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        1. Chris Raethke‏ @codesoda 31 Dec 2014
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          @patrickc @collision loving the book in the bottom left ;) #smalltalk

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